Omegle

[blood_winged]

I braved it. I discovered very quickly that nine out of ten conversations on omegle aren't worth having, but just sometimes, you come across one that's pure gold.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you know the muffin man?
Stranger: The muffin man?
You: The muffin man.
Stranger: Who lives on Drury Lane?
You: That's the one. Have you seen him? Bitch owes me money.
Stranger: Pshh I saw him pimpin some hoes at the bakery
You: Damn, I knew he was up to something. Someone with no money doesn't just go out and buy a new oven.
Stranger: Shoot I hear he be snorting flour too
You: Wholemeal or white?
Stranger: 100% bleached white
You: God damnit.
Stranger: Fo Sho' he be needin an intervention
You: I wholeheartedly agree. You in? I can get his wife in on it.
Stranger: I'm in I'll get Cookie Monster, they haven't talked since he ate his brother
You: He's out of rehab already?
Stranger: Yeah I hear he's go straight vegetarian
You: Wonders will never cease.
You: Alright, you get Cookie Monster, I'll round up the muffin man's wife and we'll meet in front of the windmill at dawn to prepare.
Stranger: You mean Old Man Jenkins' windmill
You: None other.
Stranger: Oh ok got it
You: See you there!


On another note, it was today, in 1917, that Canadian forces successfully complete the taking of Vimy Ridge from the Germans! Go Canada!

Comments

[gngstermoney32.livejournal.com]

That is pure gold, babe.
HAH, makes me want to try this mysterious Omegle.

[blood-winged.livejournal.com]

Really, nine out of ten times you'll either get some spambot, someone calling you 'sexy', inappropriate horny people or people who can't type and think that 'asl?' is a good start to a conversation.

But if you get into a good convo it's awesome xD

[spottacus2.livejournal.com]

Actually the trolls and pervs are the best. Messing with them is so worth it xD http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q106/Spottyleaf/omegle.jpg