Arthur and Alfred~
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blood_wingedDare you read it all? This is amael_elen and I, acting the parts of Alfred and Arthur respectively. Alfred arrives home after spending some time with Arthur to find that the Englishman has fallen off the wagon somewhat.
ArthrKirkland (23:27:06): ahg ood your home
AlfredFKINGjones (23:27:09): IGGY~
AlfredFKINGjones (23:27:24): Your, er, spelling is sorta off. :P
ArthrKirkland (23:27:32): fuk my spreling
AlfredFKINGjones (23:27:46): Uh, alright.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:27:48): Oh yeah!
AlfredFKINGjones (23:28:10): While I was on that long, lonly plane ride home I drew something for you! :3
ArthrKirkland (23:28:18): thats tnice
AlfredFKINGjones (23:28:56): Inorite? LOOK!
AlfredFKINGjones (23:29:23): It's proboably too awesome for you to even comprehend or something, though. X)
ArthrKirkland (23:29:40): probly. did you kjow you left your gunn here?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:29:55): Uh, did I?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:30:04): I coulda sworn that I didn't even bring it, you know...
ArthrKirkland (23:30:06): yeh,. . or mbaye its mine.
ArthrKirkland (23:30:09): maybe*
AlfredFKINGjones (23:30:14): All that security,
ArthrKirkland (23:30:21): musb be mine
AlfredFKINGjones (23:30:53): Right.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:31:05): What are you doin' with it anyway?
ArthrKirkland (23:31:11): lokgin at it.
ArthrKirkland (23:31:17): *looking
AlfredFKINGjones (23:31:33): That's nice, I guess.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:31:39): DIDJA LIKE THE PICTURE?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:31:43): :3
AlfredFKINGjones (23:31:46): <3<3<#<3<#
ArthrKirkland (23:31:53): of courser i did
AlfredFKINGjones (23:33:31): 'kay, I'm glad 'n all, really <3; but the spelling thing is starting to urk me. I mean, aren't you the one that's supposed to yell at me for that?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:33:44): Everything okay, Iggy?
ArthrKirkland (23:33:55): ive had s bit to dfinkl
AlfredFKINGjones (23:34:04): What?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:34:12): Wait. D:
AlfredFKINGjones (23:35:09): I only left, like...six hours ago! You're already drunk?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:35:18): Alfred withdrawl or something?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:35:28): Ignore that; but dood! D:
AlfredFKINGjones (23:35:55): You've gotta lay offa that stuff, Arthur.
ArthrKirkland (23:36:00): hahahahah..
ArthrKirkland (23:36:02): god.
ArthrKirkland (23:36:03): Al.
ArthrKirkland (23:36:07): honeslt.y
ArthrKirkland (23:36:15): this gun
ArthrKirkland (23:36:27): did tou know guns are cold?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:36:37): EroeiuYE
AlfredFKINGjones (23:36:39): e
AlfredFKINGjones (23:36:50): Yeah, that's great, Artie.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:37:02): Read this carefully, alright?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:38:05): Your drunk, okay? No dobut acting like a loon or somethingA nand I want you to take the nice cold gun and chuck it out the window?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:38:11): Okay?
Got it>
ArthrKirkland (23:38:12): god im so psised. aha..
AlfredFKINGjones (23:38:13): ??
AlfredFKINGjones (23:38:30): Er, that's great, Artie.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:38:35): Are you listening to me?
ArthrKirkland (23:38:40): no way. wjat if someone found it
ArthrKirkland (23:38:55): some ofne coudl gbe hurt
ArthrKirkland (23:39:15): damn,
AlfredFKINGjones (23:39:21): THATS WHY I'M TELLING YOU TO GET RID OF THE DAMNED THING
ArthrKirkland (23:39:51): i miss oyu
AlfredFKINGjones (23:39:55): Then just just put it in the garbage or something! Or chuck it into the cellar!
AlfredFKINGjones (23:40:10): Really? Already?
ArthrKirkland (23:40:17): for yuears and year.s..
AlfredFKINGjones (23:41:10): Damn it Arthur; what the fuck did you do to your telephone lines? I can't get through at all!
ArthrKirkland (23:41:17): un;plsugged it
ArthrKirkland (23:41:22): it was ruinging too loud
AlfredFKINGjones (23:42:01): Running too LOUD? The thing is practicallwoe3= Whatever. dosn't matter.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:42:15): DId you get rid of the gun yet? Please say you did.
ArthrKirkland (23:42:22): nooo
AlfredFKINGjones (23:42:34): PJE)@U33388}@@+@+nfepj=23#)&-)# DX
AlfredFKINGjones (23:43:03): Arthur; be practical, please?
ArthrKirkland (23:43:19): pracitcal?
ArthrKirkland (23:43:21): Why?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:43:50): WHY you picked the second I was gone to get drunk off your seat I have no fucking idea! What do you expect me to do?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:44:18): Your telpehone is down, there aren't any flights left today, yes, I fucking checked.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:44:20): WHY?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:44:25): What the hell do you mean, WHY?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:44:50): Because if you don't get practical then your going to do something fucking stupid!
ArthrKirkland (23:45:05): qhy do yoiu care ahyway
AlfredFKINGjones (23:45:36): You didn't just seriously ask that, did you?
ArthrKirkland (23:46:09): youd' be happeir withiut me
AlfredFKINGjones (23:46:19): Damn it all, Arthur; I thought we had a great time yesterday. I thought I made it perfectly clear that I care about you.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:46:24): A whole fucking lot, actually.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:46:35): Without you, really?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:47:04): You know, I tried that, England. About a century ago.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:47:43): I know you remember.
ArthrKirkland (23:47:56): why do youi htink i drinks o much
ArthrKirkland (23:48:04): of course i remenber
AlfredFKINGjones (23:48:29): Yeah, well... It wasn't as nice and "happy" as I thought it would be.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:48:50): *the, er, without you bit, that is....
AlfredFKINGjones (23:49:31): Aruthur?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:50:42): Hey, Artie!
AlfredFKINGjones (23:50:48): You still there?
ArthrKirkland (23:50:53): yeha
AlfredFKINGjones (23:51:17): Fucking stars and stripes; don't scare me like that!
ArthrKirkland (23:51:22): sorry
AlfredFKINGjones (23:52:34): Don't be sorry, just...just, relax, and try to get sober, alright?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:53:20): Artie?
ArthrKirkland (23:53:25): yeah
AlfredFKINGjones (23:53:53): Explain to me what your doing right now, kay? Could you do that for me, please?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:54:07): There aren't any sharp things around, right>
AlfredFKINGjones (23:54:08): ?
ArthrKirkland (23:54:15): theres a sword on the wall
ArthrKirkland (23:54:21): and i have a ltter opener
AlfredFKINGjones (23:54:38): Alright then, STAY AWAY FROM THEM
AlfredFKINGjones (23:55:18): We don't want any accidents, right?
ArthrKirkland (23:55:25): do we not
AlfredFKINGjones (23:55:34): No, we DON'T
AlfredFKINGjones (23:55:41): NO NO NO, Not desierable!
ArthrKirkland (23:57:02): why?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:57:27): Seriously, Arthur! DX
ArthrKirkland (23:57:42): nice clean shot
ArthrKirkland (23:57:48): i know how to do it
AlfredFKINGjones (23:58:03): NO NOE OENENONO
AlfredFKINGjones (23:58:08): ABSOLUTELY NOT
AlfredFKINGjones (23:58:22): DON'T YOU LAY A FUCKING FINGER ON THAT GUN, ARTHUR KIRKLAND
AlfredFKINGjones (23:58:53): Arthur?
ArthrKirkland (23:59:07): I'm still here
AlfredFKINGjones (23:59:28): You damn well better be; I called up your embassy or whatever, they're going to send someone over; just hold tight alright? Got that?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:59:38): Don't touch anything. Not a thing!
ArthrKirkland (23:59:38): fuck
ArthrKirkland (23:59:41): what did you do tht for
ArthrKirkland (23:59:54): you think i want them to tknow about this
ArthrKirkland (23:59:59): fucking hell alfred
23 October 2009
AlfredFKINGjones (00:00:45): I don't care what the hell you want at this point; the only thing I'm giving a shit about right now is keeping you from shooting yourself!
AlfredFKINGjones (00:01:15): What the hell was I supposed to do?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:01:25): Just sit around and hope that you'd come to your senses?
ArthrKirkland (00:01:27): i'm not letting him in
AlfredFKINGjones (00:01:46): A locked door isn't going to stop them, Arthur.
ArthrKirkland (00:01:59): im a good actor alfred you know that
AlfredFKINGjones (00:02:19): Yeah, maybe when your sober.
ArthrKirkland (00:02:27): ha
AlfredFKINGjones (00:02:43): Don't "Ha" me!
AlfredFKINGjones (00:03:18): your laughing right now, aren't you? Finding all of this really freakin' funny, huh?
ArthrKirkland (00:03:33): i wish
AlfredFKINGjones (00:03:57): sorry
AlfredFKINGjones (00:04:27): I just meant, I'm..i'm loosin' it Arthur.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:04:51): I'm gonna have a bald spot by the time this night is over; tearing out my damn hair
ArthrKirkland (00:05:20): ill be fine
ArthrKirkland (00:05:22): like usual
AlfredFKINGjones (00:05:52): yeah; like usual.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:06:39): only i'm not there to put you in bed and stay up all night making sure you don't do something stupid.
ArthrKirkland (00:07:11): you've not been herer fror the past fw hundred yuesr a;fred or did you forget it
AlfredFKINGjones (00:07:52): Old fart; how could I forget?
ArthrKirkland (00:08:06): yeh yeha i know just what you think of me
ArthrKirkland (00:08:33): njo need to kleep remindign me of how behind the times you tghink i am
AlfredFKINGjones (00:10:00): So what?
It's not like that's, er, a bad thing, or anything!
ArthrKirkland (00:10:34): old fart irght. whjy woudl you want anyth ign to to do with me
ArthrKirkland (00:10:48): fuck the whjiskey ran out.
ArthrKirkland (00:10:54): hang onjr
AlfredFKINGjones (00:11:09): Where the fuck do dyou think your goine!?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:11:11): *going
AlfredFKINGjones (00:11:18): Arthur!
AlfredFKINGjones (00:11:26): DON'T YOU TOUCH ANYTHING
AlfredFKINGjones (00:11:37): ESPECIALLY NO BOOZE
AlfredFKINGjones (00:11:57): Damn it! haven't those guys shown up yet?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:12:06): What the hell did they do, stop for lunch>
AlfredFKINGjones (00:12:16): ARTHUR
AlfredFKINGjones (00:12:18): !
AlfredFKINGjones (00:12:54): Fuckfuckfuckuree! woyer0&@#)7
ArthrKirkland (00:13:20): they were hyust ere
AlfredFKINGjones (00:13:54): Didn't I tell you not to scare me again?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:13:54): e
ArthrKirkland (00:14:24): theyve gone now
AlfredFKINGjones (00:14:28): What did they do then? Fucking asses; nothing I be, proboably decided it was a right nice time for TEA and
AlfredFKINGjones (00:14:29): jfawpj
AlfredFKINGjones (00:14:49): Fuck Arthur.
ArthrKirkland (00:14:55): hahahaa
ArthrKirkland (00:15:00): told you i was a good actor
ArthrKirkland (00:15:10): got sime brandy on my way back
ArthrKirkland (00:15:14): think its frnech
ArthrKirkland (00:15:19): thsta a laugh
ArthrKirkland (00:15:20): haha
AlfredFKINGjones (00:16:03): I can't even...just...
AlfredFKINGjones (00:16:54): Please, please, for the love of god or whatever holy being there is, don't hurt yourself.
ArthrKirkland (00:17:08): fell a bit
ArthrKirkland (00:17:21): theres blood coming from somewheere
AlfredFKINGjones (00:17:55): fuckin shit Arthur! bandage it up...ro soemthing!
ArthrKirkland (00:18:06): dunno wher iuti is
ArthrKirkland (00:18:12): my headi bthink
AlfredFKINGjones (00:18:17): You have bandages right> gauze? or er, we
AlfredFKINGjones (00:18:31): Then call an ambulence or
ArthrKirkland (00:18:40): nah
ArthrKirkland (00:18:42): be reet
AlfredFKINGjones (00:18:44): Fuck forget that, fucking fone
ArthrKirkland (00:18:45): cant feel it
AlfredFKINGjones (00:18:49): jkl
AlfredFKINGjones (00:19:11): Your really fuckie
AlfredFKINGjones (00:19:28): Damn it! What the hell is the emergency number in london?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:19:43): Youd think 911 should be universal!
AlfredFKINGjones (00:19:47): DX
ArthrKirkland (00:20:03): im fine alfred
AlfredFKINGjones (00:21:11): Oh, yes, because being piss ass drunk, bleeding from god knows where and being within arms length of a sword and a fucking GUN is A-OKAY!
AlfredFKINGjones (00:21:17): What the heck am I thinking?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:21:22): Getting worried?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:21:38): I must be some idiot; no, you'll be just fine
ArthrKirkland (00:21:57): alfred
ArthrKirkland (00:22:04): dont# do that
AlfredFKINGjones (00:22:12): Do what?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:22:34): Show some concern?
ArthrKirkland (00:23:04): im only stild here becasyus of ytou
ArthrKirkland (00:23:45): il stop
ArthrKirkland (00:23:57): just dont leavem e
ArthrKirkland (00:23:59): please
AlfredFKINGjones (00:24:27): stupid old fart; like I could do that again
ArthrKirkland (00:24:49): stop callign me that
AlfredFKINGjones (00:25:13): sorry, sorry. I meant, Arthur.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:25:22): I really am sorry, though.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:25:37): er...for a lot of things
ArthrKirkland (00:25:51): yeah
ArthrKirkland (00:25:54): me to
AlfredFKINGjones (00:26:26): what, uh, brought this all on, anyway?
ArthrKirkland (00:27:01): i dunno
AlfredFKINGjones (00:27:10): I mean, sure you get a bit crazy when your pissed, but
ArthrKirkland (00:27:19): yeah
AlfredFKINGjones (00:27:44): Uh
AlfredFKINGjones (00:27:49): well, I didn't mean it.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:27:54): Whatever I did, I mean.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:27:56): Really.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:28:00): So, sorry.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:28:16): Really, super-crazy sorry.
ArthrKirkland (00:28:19): wasnt you
ArthrKirkland (00:28:24): well
ArthrKirkland (00:28:26): it was
ArthrKirkland (00:28:32): but not something tou did
ArthrKirkland (00:28:34): not this time
AlfredFKINGjones (00:29:18): just tell me what happened, will you?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:30:11): Far as I knew we had a pretty damn good time;
ArthrKirkland (00:30:12): i miss you
ArthrKirkland (00:30:16): thats it
AlfredFKINGjones (00:30:50): Stars and stripes, Arthur. Stars and fucking stripes. :-)
AlfredFKINGjones (00:31:10): Heck, I miss you too, a whole fucking lot, actally.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:31:38): Why do you think I spent the whole six hour plane ride drawing pictures of you
AlfredFKINGjones (00:31:56): forget I said that. D:
AlfredFKINGjones (00:32:01): There were pictures of eagles too
AlfredFKINGjones (00:32:12): Er, just...
AlfredFKINGjones (00:32:14): Yeah, I miss you.
ArthrKirkland (00:32:37): theres two peopel holding hands
AlfredFKINGjones (00:32:46): Oh, yeah.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:33:02): That's you 'n me
AlfredFKINGjones (00:33:11): if you didn't catch on.
ArthrKirkland (00:33:59): i like that
AlfredFKINGjones (00:34:19): Took me forever to draw it too!
AlfredFKINGjones (00:34:39): I must have gone through the whole amazon or something
AlfredFKINGjones (00:35:10): OH! Did you see that I drew big ben?
ArthrKirkland (00:35:20): its very good
AlfredFKINGjones (00:36:10): thanx
AlfredFKINGjones (00:36:14): X)
ArthrKirkland (00:36:35): god i miss you so much
AlfredFKINGjones (00:36:42): I know you like it a whole lot; i mean, you went on about it for, er, a while
AlfredFKINGjones (00:37:00): I know, Arthur.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:37:14): BUT, we'll see eachother soon! Right?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:37:22): Remember my Halloween party?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:37:30): It's practically around the corner.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:37:46): You alright>
ArthrKirkland (00:37:50): no
AlfredFKINGjones (00:38:03): alright, that was a dumb question
AlfredFKINGjones (00:38:11): Uh
AlfredFKINGjones (00:38:21): How about...
AlfredFKINGjones (00:38:57): would you try to cheer up? For me? Please?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:39:51): even if it's just a little bit; for me?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:40:05): I know you dont' smile a lot, but er,
AlfredFKINGjones (00:40:32): smile when you think of me, kay? cause I'm not around to make you...
AlfredFKINGjones (00:40:40): : )
AlfredFKINGjones (00:41:05): Arthur?
ArthrKirkland (00:41:30): Yeah.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:43:01): you smiling?
ArthrKirkland (00:43:22): A little.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:43:36): :-)
AlfredFKINGjones (00:43:57): How about now?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:44:05): Smiling more??
AlfredFKINGjones (00:44:10): Come on~ 8D
ArthrKirkland (00:44:30): You're so ridiculous, Alfred.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:44:54): yeah, yeah, so long as it makes you feel better. :P
AlfredFKINGjones (00:45:06): I'm a fool for joo~ <3
ArthrKirkland (00:45:14): That so..
AlfredFKINGjones (00:45:29): awesome? sweet? sensitive?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:45:34): :-)
ArthrKirkland (00:46:32): Hold on
AlfredFKINGjones (00:46:46): You okay?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:46:46): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (00:48:12): Artie?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:48:16): Still there?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:48:43): Arthur?
ArthrKirkland (00:48:49): I'm here.
ArthrKirkland (00:48:56): Got a drink.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:49:16): Again?
ArthrKirkland (00:49:21): Water.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:49:22): How many is it now?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:49:27): Oh
ArthrKirkland (00:49:36): Sobering up
AlfredFKINGjones (00:49:44): well, that's good
AlfredFKINGjones (00:49:58): feeling better, then?
ArthrKirkland (00:50:05): Mm.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:50:13): that's good.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:50:35): You nearly gave me a heart attack, you know.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:51:26): But I'm glad your, er, better. : )
ArthrKirkland (00:52:10): Told you I'd be fine.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:52:38): Right.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:53:17): It's sorta hard though, to beleive that when you know the person you care about may or may not be holding a gun to their head, though
AlfredFKINGjones (00:53:37): Er, whatevs. We'll forget about it, yeah?
ArthrKirkland (00:54:35): If you want to.
ArthrKirkland (00:58:59): My head is bleeding.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:59:52): arrrggg, Artie. DX
AlfredFKINGjones (01:00:19): you didn't bandage it or anything? You've gotta have something lying around; a jacket?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:00:52): OH! I left my white shirt on the armchair in the living room! Use that!
ArthrKirkland (01:01:00): It's only little. I think I caught it on the corner of the desk.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:02:34): but did you hit it hard? does it hurt? I don't want to find out tomorow that you got a concussion or something
ArthrKirkland (01:02:57): It just stings.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:02:57): It's prolly gonna bruise or something; put ice on it!
ArthrKirkland (01:06:21): I'm alright
ArthrKirkland (01:08:37): I'll put the gun away now.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:09:37): You still had it out!? D;
ArthrKirkland (01:09:54): Mm.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:10:21): so long as it's away now, I guess.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:10:24): -____-
ArthrKirkland (01:10:37): I'm sorry Alfred
AlfredFKINGjones (01:10:51): what?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:10:54): Nah, don't be sorry.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:11:18): Your supposed to drive the ones you love crazy someoimtems
AlfredFKINGjones (01:11:20): OE
E
AlfredFKINGjones (01:11:20): epej
ArthrKirkland (01:11:32): ...
AlfredFKINGjones (01:11:36): I mean that..!
AlfredFKINGjones (01:11:38): Uh
AlfredFKINGjones (01:11:47): What I MEANT to say was that
AlfredFKINGjones (01:12:18): when you care about someone, ya know, you get a little crazy, or
AlfredFKINGjones (01:12:21): Naw, I mean
AlfredFKINGjones (01:12:34): You worry...a lot?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:12:37): Uh
AlfredFKINGjones (01:12:40): D:
ArthrKirkland (01:12:42): Yes.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:13:30): yeah. See, you know what I meant!! XDDDDDDD
ArthrKirkland (01:13:58): I do worry.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:14:38): Maybe you should cut back on that,
AlfredFKINGjones (01:14:48): might be why your ageing so fast, or something....
AlfredFKINGjones (01:14:53): :-/
ArthrKirkland (01:16:09): I can't help but worry about things.
ArthrKirkland (01:16:16): About you.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:17:06): ahaha yeah. I've noticed.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:18:09): That's what I meant though; maybe you should...relax. I'm grown up, and I can worry for myself, right?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:18:23): So you don't have to
AlfredFKINGjones (01:18:27): :'D
ArthrKirkland (01:18:28): Maybe I want to worry about you, Alfred
ArthrKirkland (01:20:58): Did you ever think about that?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:22:34): No, actually. I havent
AlfredFKINGjones (01:22:54): Seems sorta dumb to me; if you get so upset about it
AlfredFKINGjones (01:22:57): :-/
ArthrKirkland (01:23:15): Mm..
AlfredFKINGjones (01:24:23): Not that your dumb or anything! Cause your actually pretty smart
AlfredFKINGjones (01:25:02): but I mean, it's dumb to get so depressed over someone right?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:25:12): Or, no...that dosn't make sense,
AlfredFKINGjones (01:25:19): you know what I mean
AlfredFKINGjones (01:26:40): so
AlfredFKINGjones (01:26:47): Read any good books?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:26:55): ....er, since yesterday?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:28:28): Arthur?
ArthrKirkland (01:28:58): I hate worrying about you.
ArthrKirkland (01:29:03): I don't worry about Australia.
ArthrKirkland (01:29:18): Or Hong Kong.
ArthrKirkland (01:29:23): Just you.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:31:16): I guess I'm just the troublesome one then.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:31:26): :P
ArthrKirkland (01:31:30): I just..
ArthrKirkland (01:31:39): I don't feel like they need me anymore.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:32:02): But I do
AlfredFKINGjones (01:32:05): right?
ArthrKirkland (01:32:12): Do you?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:35:49): I guess so; not for the same reasons I used to...
ArthrKirkland (01:35:59): Then.. why?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:36:13): Why what?
ArthrKirkland (01:36:22): Why do you... you know.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:37:02): I dunno.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:37:08): do I really need a reason?
ArthrKirkland (01:37:21): I guess not..
AlfredFKINGjones (01:39:16): If I had to say, I guess it's because
AlfredFKINGjones (01:41:30): your just...there.
I mean, I don't have all that many friends, do I? rhetorical...I know I generally piss everyone off, especially you
AlfredFKINGjones (01:41:36): But, I dunno
AlfredFKINGjones (01:42:55): your still there, when I need you. Which isn't as much since...yeah; but the point is, you put up with me..?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:43:05): XDDD
ArthrKirkland (01:43:24): And that's all you need me for.. huh..
AlfredFKINGjones (01:43:52): Wth, "that's all"?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:44:33): what did you want me to say then?
ArthrKirkland (01:44:42): It doesn't matter.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:47:07): BS "it doesn't matter". you wouldn't have said anything if it "didn't matter".
AlfredFKINGjones (01:47:14): Spit it out
ArthrKirkland (01:47:23): I can't.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:47:28): ORLY
AlfredFKINGjones (01:49:29): ...what are you, chicken?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:49:34): :3
ArthrKirkland (01:49:41): I can't.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:50:32): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (01:51:02): Aww, come on!
AlfredFKINGjones (01:51:31): I know it's not that you "cant", you just "wont". :P
ArthrKirkland (01:52:20): You don't get it. You just don't. Why do you think I drink? Why do you think I've been doing it since 1783?
ArthrKirkland (01:52:26): I never used to.
ArthrKirkland (01:52:28): Ever.
ArthrKirkland (01:52:34): It's you.
ArthrKirkland (01:52:40): You did something.
ArthrKirkland (01:52:44): Fuck.
ArthrKirkland (01:55:22): Forget that.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:57:34): oh yeah. totaly forgoten
AlfredFKINGjones (01:57:39): whatever
ArthrKirkland (01:58:17): I'm sorry.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:58:58): nah, i deserved it
ArthrKirkland (01:59:08): You don't understand.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:59:22): no, really, I do.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:01:46): ...i just keep hoping that maybe, in fifty more years, it'll stop stinging
ArthrKirkland (02:02:09): Yeah, so do I.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:04:48): i know this is sort of...a delicate topic, but I've sorta wanted to ask you something for, well, a heck of a long time...
ArthrKirkland (02:05:04): Go ahead.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:05:09): Right.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:05:51): You aren't
AlfredFKINGjones (02:05:58): I mean, you didn't
AlfredFKINGjones (02:06:13): Uh, I meant to ask:
AlfredFKINGjones (02:06:51): Do you think that you could ever be
AlfredFKINGjones (02:07:00): *proud of me?
ArthrKirkland (02:07:07): I am.
ArthrKirkland (02:08:05): You have no idea..
AlfredFKINGjones (02:09:49): aha, I really dont
AlfredFKINGjones (02:10:33): honestly; I always sort of thought that after, you know, it was as if I had..
AlfredFKINGjones (02:10:35): I dunno
AlfredFKINGjones (02:10:49): nevermind.
ArthrKirkland (02:10:55): Lost the right for me to be proud of you?
ArthrKirkland (02:11:10): Alfred..
ArthrKirkland (02:11:23): I've always been proud of you.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:13:38): uh, that's...
AlfredFKINGjones (02:13:45): that's good then...
AlfredFKINGjones (02:13:57): thanks.
ArthrKirkland (02:14:08): Was there something else..?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:14:22): Not really.
ArthrKirkland (02:14:28): Ah
AlfredFKINGjones (02:14:33): I mean, "no".
ArthrKirkland (02:14:50): I see
AlfredFKINGjones (02:18:50): actually, without getting too 'sentimental' or whatevs. here, i'm just gonna say something, kay? And you can hit me over the head for it or something, later?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:18:58): XP
ArthrKirkland (02:19:08): Alright.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:23:00): Remember how you used to talk to me about all your huge ships, fighting the bad guys and rulling the sea? and you got me a little toy ship, so i could pretend i was off with you on your adventures...?
ArthrKirkland (02:23:08): I remember.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:26:10): yeah, well... i was always sorta wishing that I could be like that too. I didn't want to become stronger than you...just your equal...and
AlfredFKINGjones (02:26:26): Ah, I'm not making any sense! DX
ArthrKirkland (02:26:39): I understand, Alfred.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:26:42): Scratch that; that came out so lame.
ArthrKirkland (02:27:09): Really, I understand.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:28:29): Your reall smart for an old fart then, cause I didn't even know what I was talkin' about! XD
AlfredFKINGjones (02:28:36): 8')
ArthrKirkland (02:28:53): Heh..
AlfredFKINGjones (02:29:01): :-)
AlfredFKINGjones (02:29:23): Those are the best emotes ever. You'd better belive it! ;D
AlfredFKINGjones (02:29:32): :-)
AlfredFKINGjones (02:29:48): :O
AlfredFKINGjones (02:29:54): 8-D
AlfredFKINGjones (02:30:06): I be YOU don't have cool emotes like that.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:30:14): *bet
ArthrKirkland (02:30:24): Oh, you're on, brat.
ArthrKirkland (02:30:34): 8-)
AlfredFKINGjones (02:30:41): Oh no! The old fart is angry
AlfredFKINGjones (02:30:43): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (02:30:52): Oh COME ON
AlfredFKINGjones (02:30:59): >________<
AlfredFKINGjones (02:31:17): whatever, mine are still better
ArthrKirkland (02:31:19): Damn I need a drink.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:31:31): Of water, right? Or milk?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:31:57): Cause we had this discussion already, just ealier. You didn't forget already, did you?
ArthrKirkland (02:32:00): I was thinking brandy.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:32:08): I'm thinking NO
AlfredFKINGjones (02:32:10): ;D
ArthrKirkland (02:32:20): You can't stop me, Alfred.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:32:25): PEER PRESSURE
AlfredFKINGjones (02:32:28): Sure I can
AlfredFKINGjones (02:32:31): ! :3
ArthrKirkland (02:32:37): I'm getting a glass.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:32:42): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (02:32:44): Arthur!
AlfredFKINGjones (02:32:56): Come OOOON! Be above the infuence!
AlfredFKINGjones (02:33:01): *influence
AlfredFKINGjones (02:33:14): ARTHUR
AlfredFKINGjones (02:33:29): GET BACK HERE YOU OLD FART
AlfredFKINGjones (02:33:32): !!!!
ArthrKirkland (02:33:42): Stop calling me that you damn brat.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:33:49): Then stop drinking
ArthrKirkland (02:33:53): No.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:34:09): Fine!
ArthrKirkland (02:34:54): Drinking helps.
ArthrKirkland (02:35:03): I'll be damned if you'll take that from me.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:35:40): Fine! Be that way! So long as you drinking then, I'm getting myself some beans! XP
AlfredFKINGjones (02:35:48): See if you can stop ME
AlfredFKINGjones (02:36:28): Your prolly too old to even know what that is~
ArthrKirkland (02:37:41): Have fun, Alfred.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:37:49): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (02:38:05): What's that supposed to mean? "have fun"? D:<
ArthrKirkland (02:38:49): Nevermind.
ArthrKirkland (02:39:15): I should have known better than to expect you to be serious for more than five minutes.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:39:39): That again?
ArthrKirkland (02:39:50): Yes, THAT.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:40:19): I can be serious! Maybe I just like making jokes!
ArthrKirkland (02:40:26): Just when I think I can be frank with you.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:40:28): You know, fun; cheering people up!
AlfredFKINGjones (02:40:36): What's that supposed to mean?
ArthrKirkland (02:40:55): Nothing.
ArthrKirkland (02:40:57): Forget it.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:41:19): I hate it when you do that.
ArthrKirkland (02:41:28): Mm.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:44:40): ...and you just don't care. That's a surprise
ArthrKirkland (02:45:00): Of course I sodding care.
ArthrKirkland (02:45:06): You have no idea how much I care.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:45:44): Then maybe it would do us both a favor if you tried showing it ever once in a blue moon!
AlfredFKINGjones (02:46:02): Ins(#^73tead of#UU#UOEJHE*)33207 DX
ArthrKirkland (02:46:13): Instead of what, Alfred?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:46:32): I didn't say anything.
ArthrKirkland (02:46:35): Liar.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:47:27): wow; I love the new nickname. it's almost as nice as, "git" or "wanker" or whatever else you call me
ArthrKirkland (02:47:38): Stop it.
ArthrKirkland (02:47:40): Just stop it.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:50:05): whatever
ArthrKirkland (02:50:39): Do you think I enjoy this?
ArthrKirkland (02:50:51): I don't get a kick out of arguing with you.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:51:18): oh, but your so good at it.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:53:04): Sorry; didn't mean to blow up at you all of a sudden
AlfredFKINGjones (02:53:09): er...venting
ArthrKirkland (02:53:14): It's fine.
ArthrKirkland (02:53:47): I should be used to losing against you by now.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:55:49): I thought that was more of a tie, actually...
AlfredFKINGjones (02:55:52): :-/
ArthrKirkland (02:56:35): Why do you have to make this so difficult...
AlfredFKINGjones (02:57:18): It's not like I'm trying to!
AlfredFKINGjones (02:57:46): Why do you have to get so defensive?
ArthrKirkland (02:58:12): I can't tell you.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:59:09): No, you just "wont".
ArthrKirkland (02:59:20): Okay then, I won't.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:01:03): ...
AlfredFKINGjones (03:01:14): Not even for a free cup of earl grey?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:01:18): My treat!
ArthrKirkland (03:01:33): I can't. I just can't.
ArthrKirkland (03:01:41): It's too much of a risk.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:02:01): But....earl grey!
ArthrKirkland (03:02:30): You're lucky I'm drunk or I wouldn't be so bold.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:02:33): Is it like, classified, or something?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:02:42): Howd you get drunk again so fast?
ArthrKirkland (03:02:58): This brandy is very good.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:03:23): Arthur..
ArthrKirkland (03:03:39): I'm alright.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:04:18): because people that are "alright" get drunk off their asses twice in one day.
ArthrKirkland (03:04:36): They don't care so long as I'm sober at work.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:05:16): Fuck, your a Nation. Your at work 24/7!
AlfredFKINGjones (03:05:51): Who the hell do those people think they are anyway? Treating you like a regular emplyoee?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:06:10): That's BS; I sure as hell don't get treated like that.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:06:55): ...well, 'cept with G.W. a few years back, but that was a rough time...
ArthrKirkland (03:07:20): Mm.
ArthrKirkland (03:08:52): Still. It's nice to know that you do need me.. even a little.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:10:12): Hey; just because I'm independent dosn't mean that I don't need a shoulder to lean on every now and again...
AlfredFKINGjones (03:10:47): And holy shit, what is with me tonight? D: I sound like a lifetime movie or something..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:10:49): DX
ArthrKirkland (03:11:01): It's not so bad.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:11:54): Yup! I mean, the acting isn't always too awesome, but the morals are good, American morals. :-)
AlfredFKINGjones (03:12:08): I like 'em anyway
ArthrKirkland (03:12:25): They are good morals..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:13:29): Yup. Not all of 'em were just my ideas though
AlfredFKINGjones (03:14:49): I mean, you learn those sorts of things over time, right...?
ArthrKirkland (03:15:05): Right..
ArthrKirkland (03:16:59): Alfred.. I need to talk to you.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:17:16): Okay; shoot.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:17:25): Bad choice of words! D;
AlfredFKINGjones (03:17:34): Erm, go ahead!
ArthrKirkland (03:18:08): Can I come and stay with you next week? I need to get away from here for a while.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:18:18): What?
ArthrKirkland (03:18:25): Can I?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:18:26): I mean, yeah! But what's the matter?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:18:32): Did something happen?
ArthrKirkland (03:18:50): I've just been thinking..
ArthrKirkland (03:19:03): I'd really like it if we could.. you know, spend some time together.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:19:27): I'd love to!
AlfredFKINGjones (03:20:28): There are plenty of cool places around here that you haven't been to yet; OH! there's this new resteraunt called Ninja!New York!
AlfredFKINGjones (03:21:53): I know my visit was kinda short and all, and I sorta fell asleep when we were supposed to go on the eye togeather; but it was nice anyway!
ArthrKirkland (03:22:11): I didn't mind..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:24:40): But, uh, thinking. You do a lot of that, don't you?
ArthrKirkland (03:24:58): Yes.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:25:17): Your in major need of some R&R, my friend. ;D
ArthrKirkland (03:26:03): Mm..
ArthrKirkland (03:27:08): But.. that wasn't what I wanted to say.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:28:50): What wasn't?
ArthrKirkland (03:29:06): Asking to stay..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:29:29): Oh
ArthrKirkland (03:29:31): Well, I do want to stay.
ArthrKirkland (03:29:35): I'd really love that..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:29:42): :-)
ArthrKirkland (03:29:53): But.. Alfred..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:31:14): You can tell me; just sittin here~ ;-)
ArthrKirkland (03:32:02): I..
ArthrKirkland (03:32:05): That is..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:32:40): Dood, just say it. XD
AlfredFKINGjones (03:33:42): Artie?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:34:05): You didn't hit your head again did you?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:34:06): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (03:34:38): Iggy?
ArthrKirkland (03:35:26): I love you
AlfredFKINGjones (03:42:37): Uh, wow. That's big.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:43:08): ...does this mean that I can...uh...
AlfredFKINGjones (03:43:29): Your still there, aren't you?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:44:06): Arthur!
AlfredFKINGjones (03:45:08): You can't just go running off after something like that! How do you expect me to talk to you about it if your not around!
AlfredFKINGjones (03:45:25): Hook your phone back up~ Please?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:45:33): Arthur~ <3<3<3<3
AlfredFKINGjones (03:45:53): Fine; I'll just talk to you from here...
AlfredFKINGjones (03:46:56): Uh, well...
AlfredFKINGjones (03:50:34): IN WHATEVER TME WE HAVE, FOR AS LONG AS WE ARE LIVING, WE CAN FACE WHATEVER COMES
IF WE FACE IT NOW AS ONE
I COULD MAKE IT ON MY OWN, LET ME KNOW THAT I DON'T HAVE TO!
AlfredFKINGjones (03:50:39): NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO BE ALONE
AlfredFKINGjones (03:50:44): IN WHATEVER TIME WE HAVE
AlfredFKINGjones (03:51:02): YOU'LL BE MY FORTRESS, AND I'LL BE YOUR SHEILD
AlfredFKINGjones (03:51:17): NO ONE REALLY WANT'S TO BE ALONE
AlfredFKINGjones (03:51:20): IN WHATEVER TIME WE HAVE
AlfredFKINGjones (03:51:32): FROM THIS DAY FORWARD LIFE WONT SEEM SO BLACK
AlfredFKINGjones (03:51:40): FROM THIS DAY FORWARD WE WILL NEVER LOOK BACK
ArthrKirkland (03:51:46): Um.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:51:48): ...erm... 8D
AlfredFKINGjones (03:52:02): That sorta...well, it sounds nice, right?
ArthrKirkland (03:52:09): Yeah..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:52:10): I mean, I thought it was nice....
AlfredFKINGjones (03:52:19): Uh
AlfredFKINGjones (03:52:20): ?
ArthrKirkland (03:52:25): It was nice.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:52:56): You know,
AlfredFKINGjones (03:53:13): ..there was an "i love you" in there, somewhere.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:53:17): If you squint.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:53:25): :-)
AlfredFKINGjones (03:53:40): See it?
ArthrKirkland (03:53:50): I think so.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:54:33): I love you too, Arthur Kirkland.
....can you see that?
ArthrKirkland (03:55:07): I can..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:56:04): I was kinda thinking about using some big font, in all different colors...but I thought you'd get the point either way.
ArthrKirkland (03:56:34): You really mean it..?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:57:26): Arthur, your not really that dense are you?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:58:21): It's as true as I am AMERICA!
AlfredFKINGjones (03:58:27): ;D
ArthrKirkland (03:58:35): I'm booking a flight right now, Alfred.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:58:59): SHI-- alread?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:59:11): I haven't even cleaned!
ArthrKirkland (03:59:15): You think I'm just going to sit here after that?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:59:22): I know you like your sheets all pressed and whatever..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:59:31): Well, no, but...
ArthrKirkland (03:59:33): I don't sodding CARE
AlfredFKINGjones (03:59:50): ...dood, I like this side of you. ;D
AlfredFKINGjones (04:00:11): Whens the flight?
ArthrKirkland (04:00:20): In five hours.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:00:25): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (04:00:53): That's a heck of a long ass time you expect me to wait patiently, Iggy~
AlfredFKINGjones (04:01:10): 5 + 7 hour flight = I CAN'T DO THIS
AlfredFKINGjones (04:01:13): DX
ArthrKirkland (04:01:24): I can't get there any faster.
ArthrKirkland (04:01:46): God knows I would if I could.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:01:54): I know.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:02:11): INTERNET KISSES~ <3 MUAH
AlfredFKINGjones (04:02:22): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (04:02:35): Bad idea...now I need the real thing. NAO.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:03:28): Hey, Artie?
ArthrKirkland (04:03:32): Yeah?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:05:06): Ah, well...the thing is...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:05:16): I've sorta, always, kinda...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:05:37): Okay, here's the bottom line:
AlfredFKINGjones (04:06:07): Feel free to slap me silly when you see me, dood, I'd love it...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:06:14): BUT THE THING IS
AlfredFKINGjones (04:07:14): doyoukindasortawantabringthatcutelittleapronofyourswithyou? O_________________O
ArthrKirkland (04:07:34): ... Are you asking me to?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:07:56): kindasortamaybe
AlfredFKINGjones (04:07:59): YES
ArthrKirkland (04:08:14): ... You think it's cute?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:08:50): actuallyithinkitsttlyhawtYeah, really cute.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:08:56): : )
ArthrKirkland (04:10:13): I'll make sure I pack it..
AlfredFKINGjones (04:10:36): ILU!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:10:39): <3<3<3
AlfredFKINGjones (04:11:01): ...so, how many minuets left until you leave?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:11:14): There's 60 in an hour, right?
ArthrKirkland (04:11:15): I'll leave in a couple of hours.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:12:00): So...that's...300 minuets until the flight leaves!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:12:02): DX
AlfredFKINGjones (04:12:12): PLUS another...erm...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:12:23): 420!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:12:48): And then the thirty minuet drive from Kenedy...you are flying into JFK, right?
ArthrKirkland (04:14:42): Right
ArthrKirkland (04:15:41): Damn, Alfred you have no idea how happy I am right now.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:16:00): XD
AlfredFKINGjones (04:16:17): I'm calling you out on that one, Artie!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:16:46): I know exactly how happy you are right now; I'm feeling it too, boo.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:16:49): <3
ArthrKirkland (04:17:44): Damnit I wish you'd told me sooner.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:19:47): Wish I had told YOU sooner? I would have if I hadn't been so terrfied.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:20:09): Do you realize how intimidateing you can be? Even as an Old fart?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:20:13): XP
AlfredFKINGjones (04:20:16): <3<3<3<3
ArthrKirkland (04:20:49): I would have told you if I'd thought for one second that you'd be interested in me at all.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:21:33): Riiiiight, because I'm so subtle and unreadable...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:21:55): DOOD, ITALY asked me about "us" before.
ArthrKirkland (04:22:01): Italy?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:22:04): Italy.
ArthrKirkland (04:22:09): ... Italy?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:22:12): ITALY
ArthrKirkland (04:22:19): ... I'm so dense...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:22:54): Hey, it's a fucking good thing too, otherwise who knows what would have happend to you today when you hit your head?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:23:09): Is it still bleeding, btw? Sore? Swollen?
ArthrKirkland (04:23:13): It's fine.
ArthrKirkland (04:23:21): Just a little scrape.
ArthrKirkland (04:23:41): You can kiss it better when I get there.
ArthrKirkland (04:23:43): I mean.
ArthrKirkland (04:23:44): um.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:23:51): ;D
AlfredFKINGjones (04:24:04): Naww, you know what you meant~
AlfredFKINGjones (04:24:16): I'd be delighted to, BTW.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:24:37): Actually, I proboably would have weather you said something or not, so... XP
ArthrKirkland (04:25:16): Sod this.
ArthrKirkland (04:25:29): I'm going now. I'm going to see if I can get on a flight.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:25:36): :O
AlfredFKINGjones (04:26:13): Don't drive like a maniac, please, hokay?
ArthrKirkland (04:26:19): I promise nothing.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:26:45): I'd rather not have to come scrape up my would-be-lover because he was an impatient doufus
AlfredFKINGjones (04:26:47): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (04:26:50): PINKY PROMISE ME
ArthrKirkland (04:27:40): Wait.
ArthrKirkland (04:27:44): I can't drive!
ArthrKirkland (04:27:54): I'm still fucked to hell.
ArthrKirkland (04:27:58): I'll get a taxi.
ArthrKirkland (04:28:19): Okay, let me plug my phone back in.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:28:37): Well, I'm glad we realized that before we got on the road...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:28:39): HEY
AlfredFKINGjones (04:28:51): It's 12:00 am here...a new day....
AlfredFKINGjones (04:29:11): Soo, did I tell you that I love you yet, today? :3
ArthrKirkland (04:29:21): Not yet.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:29:30): Weeeell, I do.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:29:36): Love you.
ArthrKirkland (04:29:52): I love you too.
ArthrKirkland (04:30:01): Alfred Fucking Jones ;-)
AlfredFKINGjones (04:30:12): ;D
ArthrKirkland (04:30:30): Taxi will be here in half an hour.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:30:31): There will deffeinately be some fucking of Joneses soon...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:30:35): 8P
ArthrKirkland (04:30:37): ... Wait, what?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:30:40): Lolwut?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:30:46): I didn't say that.
ArthrKirkland (04:30:56): If you're asking..
AlfredFKINGjones (04:31:39): Asking? That was deffinately not a question. ;D
AlfredFKINGjones (04:31:51): How soon is your flight leaving again? D:
AlfredFKINGjones (04:32:08): I'll answer that: NOT SOON ENOUGH
ArthrKirkland (04:32:52): I can't believe I've wasted so much time.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:34:16): Don't say that, Arthur.
You'll be around for centuries still, WE'LL be around for centuries; and I'm not planning on wasting any of that time.
ArthrKirkland (04:34:31): You're right.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:34:36): Dhur.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:34:46): :-)
ArthrKirkland (04:36:29): Twenty five minutes.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:37:04): DX
AlfredFKINGjones (04:37:11): Hey, it's better than five hours.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:38:38): Hey, Iggy, guess what...? :3
ArthrKirkland (04:38:45): What?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:38:55): Why do they call me "Coffee"? X3
ArthrKirkland (04:39:10): Do tell.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:39:26): Because I grind so fiiinee~
ArthrKirkland (04:39:36): I'll be the judge of that.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:39:56): Is that a promise?
ArthrKirkland (04:40:03): ... Yes.
ArthrKirkland (04:42:38): It's a promise.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:43:05): You know I'll be holding you to that, don't you? >-)
ArthrKirkland (04:43:25): I'm sure you'll be holding me to a few things.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:45:30): ....
AlfredFKINGjones (04:46:33): ...how long until you leave, again?
ArthrKirkland (04:46:55): Fifteen minutes.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:47:03): How long is the flight?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:47:10): Six, or seven hours?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:47:22): Damn I hope it's six. DX
ArthrKirkland (04:47:56): Nearer to eight I'm afraid.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:48:13): Arthur! DX
ArthrKirkland (04:48:39): Oh Alfred just sit tight and think of everything I'm going to let you do to me.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:48:43): HOW CAN I LIVE WITHOUT YOU? WHEN YOUR ALL I'M LIVING FOR?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:48:57): I could do that....
AlfredFKINGjones (04:49:14): >}
ArthrKirkland (04:50:13): =)
AlfredFKINGjones (04:50:21): :-)
ArthrKirkland (04:50:57): Alfred.. this might be something of an odd question.. but have you ever.. you know.. been with anyone else?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:51:16): Oh, wow, er, that's out of the blue.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:51:21): Ahahaha
ArthrKirkland (04:51:57): I'm curious.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:52:59): Er, well, there's been...I mean, I'm not clueless, if that's what your getting at!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:53:21): I mean, everyone goes through that, right? Sooner or later...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:53:26): Uh..
AlfredFKINGjones (04:54:01): -____-
ArthrKirkland (04:54:25): So.. have you, or haven't you?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:55:12): Hokay, I've gone out on a date, or two, or three... I know how to kiss, heck I'm pretty fuckin' awesome at it as a matter of fact. ;D
AlfredFKINGjones (04:56:47): I have been around for a few centuries...I know the basics.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:57:08): ...Francis gave me that stupid 'sex talk', nonesense...
ArthrKirkland (04:57:16): Oh God.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:58:08): Yeah; not something I'd like to relive.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:58:15): *re-live? DX
ArthrKirkland (04:59:26): I wouldn't blame you.
ArthrKirkland (04:59:29): Damnit!
ArthrKirkland (04:59:35): My taxi's going to be late.
ArthrKirkland (04:59:38): Bollocks.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:59:49): D:<
AlfredFKINGjones (04:59:52): How late>
AlfredFKINGjones (04:59:53): ??
ArthrKirkland (05:00:05): Another hour. God!
ArthrKirkland (05:00:12): I hate taxi companies!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:00:20): I hate WAITING
AlfredFKINGjones (05:00:21): DX
AlfredFKINGjones (05:00:54): ARTHUR~ I'm sick of imagineing! I need joo!
ArthrKirkland (05:01:19): I'm sure I'm far better than anything you could imagine..
AlfredFKINGjones (05:01:51): ...I have a very good imagination...
ArthrKirkland (05:02:08): Do you..
AlfredFKINGjones (05:02:30): Heck yeah!
ArthrKirkland (05:02:49): What are you imagining, my dear Alfred?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:03:10): Not telling~ X3
ArthrKirkland (05:03:24): Ah, cute, you're shy.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:03:29): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (05:03:30): NO
ArthrKirkland (05:04:48): Then tell me, stud~
AlfredFKINGjones (05:05:05): I plead the fifth.
ArthrKirkland (05:05:58): Denied.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:06:29): You can't do that to me! Your not even American! D:
ArthrKirkland (05:07:26): Denied, Alfred.
ArthrKirkland (05:07:28): Spill it.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:08:00): Nya-nya-nya-nyaaa~ Make me! XP
ArthrKirkland (05:08:24): I could so easily cancel my flight...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:08:30): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (05:08:32): You wouldn't
ArthrKirkland (05:08:44): .. No, you're right.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:08:50): I'm always right.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:08:52): ;D
ArthrKirkland (05:08:53): Damn it Alfred.
ArthrKirkland (05:08:56): I need you.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:09:03): Hey?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:09:11): Did I tell you that I love you yet, today?
ArthrKirkland (05:09:23): I could stand to hear it again.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:09:35): Love you, Arthur.
ArthrKirkland (05:10:04): I love you, Alfred.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:10:23): LOVE YOU MORE! >3<
ArthrKirkland (05:10:54): No way.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:11:05): Yawai.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:11:48): From here to the moon and back
ArthrKirkland (05:12:04): I'm not even going to argue. I don't want to.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:12:15): Wow, that's new.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:13:15): This is sorta crazy, actually. Not an hour ago we were bitching at each other like an old...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:13:18): Oh.
ArthrKirkland (05:13:26): Married couple..?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:13:33): Er, yeah. That.
ArthrKirkland (05:13:44): Oh, believe me.. marriage is worse.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:14:01): What do you mean, "belive me". D:
ArthrKirkland (05:14:10): I've been married.
ArthrKirkland (05:14:20): Nothing compares to the bickering of a married couple.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:14:26): To who?
ArthrKirkland (05:14:30): Portugal.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:14:41): Why?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:14:50): D:
ArthrKirkland (05:14:54): It was a long time ago... purely political.
ArthrKirkland (05:15:35): We barely speak nowadays.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:15:53): Oh, sorry. I was just thinking. :P
ArthrKirkland (05:16:44): She's busy with her things, and I've been busy spending centuries denying being hopelessly in love with an overgrown kid from across the Atlantic.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:18:17): Overgrown, huh? I like to think that I'm rather like a golden god~ Have you seen my biceps lately? ;-)
AlfredFKINGjones (05:18:35): They're pretty awesome!
ArthrKirkland (05:18:45): You'll have to show me.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:19:02): GRAH!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:19:14): What the heck is that stupid taxi driver doing, anyway? DX
ArthrKirkland (05:19:36): I don't sodding know.
ArthrKirkland (05:19:39): Ah well.
ArthrKirkland (05:19:42): It gives me time to think.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:20:13): About what?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:20:29): Me and my awesomeness, riiight?
ArthrKirkland (05:20:36): Not exactly.
ArthrKirkland (05:20:58): More like what i'm going to do to you and your awesomeness when I finally get my hands on you.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:21:12): ...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:21:39): Fucking stars and stripes, Arthur!!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:22:15): Is that really all it took to see this side of you? Three words?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:22:34): If I had only fucking known...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:23:37): Important question: nuttella or whipped cream?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:23:45): Choose wisely~
ArthrKirkland (05:24:23): Both.
ArthrKirkland (05:24:38): Ice cream is good too.
ArthrKirkland (05:24:53): And chocolate sauce.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:25:00): Strawberries?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:25:09): FRENCH FRIES?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:25:13): 8'D
ArthrKirkland (05:25:29): ... Strawberries, yes.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:25:49): ...what about the fries...?
ArthrKirkland (05:25:55): No.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:26:06): ;___;
ArthrKirkland (05:26:11): ... Okay, fine.
ArthrKirkland (05:26:15): Since it's you.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:26:24): <3<3<3
AlfredFKINGjones (05:26:39): Have I told you that I love you yet, today? <3<3<3
ArthrKirkland (05:26:46): I could hear it again.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:27:00): I LOVE JOO ARTHUR~
ArthrKirkland (05:27:17): I love you too.
ArthrKirkland (05:27:31): So much. I'll never get tired of saying it.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:28:23): Not even if you say it once every minuet? Not even if you say it every second? Not even if you scream it for hours?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:28:44): Not even if for the rest of forever you say it ever moment for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever~
ArthrKirkland (05:29:33): I've been saying it every moment of my life since I met you.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:30:04): ...Hey, Arthur?
ArthrKirkland (05:30:10): Yeah?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:31:08): ...is it possible to fall in love with someone all over again? Because I think I did.
ArthrKirkland (05:31:21): What? Why?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:32:01): I mean, I know I was in love with you before...but I think I just fell in love with you again...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:32:49): Like....the love grew
AlfredFKINGjones (05:32:50): ?
ArthrKirkland (05:33:05): I think that's entirely possible.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:33:21): X)
ArthrKirkland (05:34:16): What brought that on?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:36:23): You said you had loved me since you first met me...'sgonna sound totally lame but...I dunno, that made me feel really great. And then I rememberd, well, a lot of things...
ArthrKirkland (05:36:37): Such as..?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:36:39): A lot of good things.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:38:33): GREAT awesome things; like hide-and-seek and bubble baths and all that stuff you used to cook for me when you visited; and singing together and...er, yeah. That stuff.
ArthrKirkland (05:38:53): The stuff you always used to eat even though you hated it.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:39:17): Yeah well, you made it for me. That's all I cared about. XP
ArthrKirkland (05:39:29): That's sweet..
AlfredFKINGjones (05:40:26): Is is raining over by you?
ArthrKirkland (05:40:35): Not at the moment.
ArthrKirkland (05:40:48): It's forecast to. But that won't matter, because I won't be here.
ArthrKirkland (05:41:19): And even if it rains in America I won't care, because you're all I need Alfred
AlfredFKINGjones (05:42:47): You've always been all I've ever had.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:43:00): <3<3<3<3<3
ArthrKirkland (05:43:24): I love you.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:43:35): Love you more!
ArthrKirkland (05:43:45): =)
AlfredFKINGjones (05:44:13): <3
ArthrKirkland (05:44:52): AH! My taxi's here!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:45:12): FINALLY
AlfredFKINGjones (05:45:16): HOLY SHIT
AlfredFKINGjones (05:45:18): GO GO GO
ArthrKirkland (05:45:21): GOING!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:45:29): I'LL BE WATING~
amael_elen and I, acting the parts of Alfred and Arthur respectively. Alfred arrives home after spending some time with Arthur to find that the Englishman has fallen off the wagon somewhat.ArthrKirkland (23:27:06): ahg ood your home
AlfredFKINGjones (23:27:09): IGGY~
AlfredFKINGjones (23:27:24): Your, er, spelling is sorta off. :P
ArthrKirkland (23:27:32): fuk my spreling
AlfredFKINGjones (23:27:46): Uh, alright.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:27:48): Oh yeah!
AlfredFKINGjones (23:28:10): While I was on that long, lonly plane ride home I drew something for you! :3
ArthrKirkland (23:28:18): thats tnice
AlfredFKINGjones (23:28:56): Inorite? LOOK!
AlfredFKINGjones (23:29:23): It's proboably too awesome for you to even comprehend or something, though. X)
ArthrKirkland (23:29:40): probly. did you kjow you left your gunn here?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:29:55): Uh, did I?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:30:04): I coulda sworn that I didn't even bring it, you know...
ArthrKirkland (23:30:06): yeh,. . or mbaye its mine.
ArthrKirkland (23:30:09): maybe*
AlfredFKINGjones (23:30:14): All that security,
ArthrKirkland (23:30:21): musb be mine
AlfredFKINGjones (23:30:53): Right.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:31:05): What are you doin' with it anyway?
ArthrKirkland (23:31:11): lokgin at it.
ArthrKirkland (23:31:17): *looking
AlfredFKINGjones (23:31:33): That's nice, I guess.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:31:39): DIDJA LIKE THE PICTURE?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:31:43): :3
AlfredFKINGjones (23:31:46): <3<3<#<3<#
ArthrKirkland (23:31:53): of courser i did
AlfredFKINGjones (23:33:31): 'kay, I'm glad 'n all, really <3; but the spelling thing is starting to urk me. I mean, aren't you the one that's supposed to yell at me for that?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:33:44): Everything okay, Iggy?
ArthrKirkland (23:33:55): ive had s bit to dfinkl
AlfredFKINGjones (23:34:04): What?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:34:12): Wait. D:
AlfredFKINGjones (23:35:09): I only left, like...six hours ago! You're already drunk?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:35:18): Alfred withdrawl or something?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:35:28): Ignore that; but dood! D:
AlfredFKINGjones (23:35:55): You've gotta lay offa that stuff, Arthur.
ArthrKirkland (23:36:00): hahahahah..
ArthrKirkland (23:36:02): god.
ArthrKirkland (23:36:03): Al.
ArthrKirkland (23:36:07): honeslt.y
ArthrKirkland (23:36:15): this gun
ArthrKirkland (23:36:27): did tou know guns are cold?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:36:37): EroeiuYE
AlfredFKINGjones (23:36:39): e
AlfredFKINGjones (23:36:50): Yeah, that's great, Artie.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:37:02): Read this carefully, alright?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:38:05): Your drunk, okay? No dobut acting like a loon or somethingA nand I want you to take the nice cold gun and chuck it out the window?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:38:11): Okay?
Got it>
ArthrKirkland (23:38:12): god im so psised. aha..
AlfredFKINGjones (23:38:13): ??
AlfredFKINGjones (23:38:30): Er, that's great, Artie.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:38:35): Are you listening to me?
ArthrKirkland (23:38:40): no way. wjat if someone found it
ArthrKirkland (23:38:55): some ofne coudl gbe hurt
ArthrKirkland (23:39:15): damn,
AlfredFKINGjones (23:39:21): THATS WHY I'M TELLING YOU TO GET RID OF THE DAMNED THING
ArthrKirkland (23:39:51): i miss oyu
AlfredFKINGjones (23:39:55): Then just just put it in the garbage or something! Or chuck it into the cellar!
AlfredFKINGjones (23:40:10): Really? Already?
ArthrKirkland (23:40:17): for yuears and year.s..
AlfredFKINGjones (23:41:10): Damn it Arthur; what the fuck did you do to your telephone lines? I can't get through at all!
ArthrKirkland (23:41:17): un;plsugged it
ArthrKirkland (23:41:22): it was ruinging too loud
AlfredFKINGjones (23:42:01): Running too LOUD? The thing is practicallwoe3= Whatever. dosn't matter.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:42:15): DId you get rid of the gun yet? Please say you did.
ArthrKirkland (23:42:22): nooo
AlfredFKINGjones (23:42:34): PJE)@U33388}@@+@+nfepj=23#)&-)# DX
AlfredFKINGjones (23:43:03): Arthur; be practical, please?
ArthrKirkland (23:43:19): pracitcal?
ArthrKirkland (23:43:21): Why?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:43:50): WHY you picked the second I was gone to get drunk off your seat I have no fucking idea! What do you expect me to do?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:44:18): Your telpehone is down, there aren't any flights left today, yes, I fucking checked.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:44:20): WHY?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:44:25): What the hell do you mean, WHY?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:44:50): Because if you don't get practical then your going to do something fucking stupid!
ArthrKirkland (23:45:05): qhy do yoiu care ahyway
AlfredFKINGjones (23:45:36): You didn't just seriously ask that, did you?
ArthrKirkland (23:46:09): youd' be happeir withiut me
AlfredFKINGjones (23:46:19): Damn it all, Arthur; I thought we had a great time yesterday. I thought I made it perfectly clear that I care about you.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:46:24): A whole fucking lot, actually.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:46:35): Without you, really?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:47:04): You know, I tried that, England. About a century ago.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:47:43): I know you remember.
ArthrKirkland (23:47:56): why do youi htink i drinks o much
ArthrKirkland (23:48:04): of course i remenber
AlfredFKINGjones (23:48:29): Yeah, well... It wasn't as nice and "happy" as I thought it would be.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:48:50): *the, er, without you bit, that is....
AlfredFKINGjones (23:49:31): Aruthur?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:50:42): Hey, Artie!
AlfredFKINGjones (23:50:48): You still there?
ArthrKirkland (23:50:53): yeha
AlfredFKINGjones (23:51:17): Fucking stars and stripes; don't scare me like that!
ArthrKirkland (23:51:22): sorry
AlfredFKINGjones (23:52:34): Don't be sorry, just...just, relax, and try to get sober, alright?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:53:20): Artie?
ArthrKirkland (23:53:25): yeah
AlfredFKINGjones (23:53:53): Explain to me what your doing right now, kay? Could you do that for me, please?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:54:07): There aren't any sharp things around, right>
AlfredFKINGjones (23:54:08): ?
ArthrKirkland (23:54:15): theres a sword on the wall
ArthrKirkland (23:54:21): and i have a ltter opener
AlfredFKINGjones (23:54:38): Alright then, STAY AWAY FROM THEM
AlfredFKINGjones (23:55:18): We don't want any accidents, right?
ArthrKirkland (23:55:25): do we not
AlfredFKINGjones (23:55:34): No, we DON'T
AlfredFKINGjones (23:55:41): NO NO NO, Not desierable!
ArthrKirkland (23:57:02): why?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:57:27): Seriously, Arthur! DX
ArthrKirkland (23:57:42): nice clean shot
ArthrKirkland (23:57:48): i know how to do it
AlfredFKINGjones (23:58:03): NO NOE OENENONO
AlfredFKINGjones (23:58:08): ABSOLUTELY NOT
AlfredFKINGjones (23:58:22): DON'T YOU LAY A FUCKING FINGER ON THAT GUN, ARTHUR KIRKLAND
AlfredFKINGjones (23:58:53): Arthur?
ArthrKirkland (23:59:07): I'm still here
AlfredFKINGjones (23:59:28): You damn well better be; I called up your embassy or whatever, they're going to send someone over; just hold tight alright? Got that?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:59:38): Don't touch anything. Not a thing!
ArthrKirkland (23:59:38): fuck
ArthrKirkland (23:59:41): what did you do tht for
ArthrKirkland (23:59:54): you think i want them to tknow about this
ArthrKirkland (23:59:59): fucking hell alfred
23 October 2009
AlfredFKINGjones (00:00:45): I don't care what the hell you want at this point; the only thing I'm giving a shit about right now is keeping you from shooting yourself!
AlfredFKINGjones (00:01:15): What the hell was I supposed to do?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:01:25): Just sit around and hope that you'd come to your senses?
ArthrKirkland (00:01:27): i'm not letting him in
AlfredFKINGjones (00:01:46): A locked door isn't going to stop them, Arthur.
ArthrKirkland (00:01:59): im a good actor alfred you know that
AlfredFKINGjones (00:02:19): Yeah, maybe when your sober.
ArthrKirkland (00:02:27): ha
AlfredFKINGjones (00:02:43): Don't "Ha" me!
AlfredFKINGjones (00:03:18): your laughing right now, aren't you? Finding all of this really freakin' funny, huh?
ArthrKirkland (00:03:33): i wish
AlfredFKINGjones (00:03:57): sorry
AlfredFKINGjones (00:04:27): I just meant, I'm..i'm loosin' it Arthur.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:04:51): I'm gonna have a bald spot by the time this night is over; tearing out my damn hair
ArthrKirkland (00:05:20): ill be fine
ArthrKirkland (00:05:22): like usual
AlfredFKINGjones (00:05:52): yeah; like usual.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:06:39): only i'm not there to put you in bed and stay up all night making sure you don't do something stupid.
ArthrKirkland (00:07:11): you've not been herer fror the past fw hundred yuesr a;fred or did you forget it
AlfredFKINGjones (00:07:52): Old fart; how could I forget?
ArthrKirkland (00:08:06): yeh yeha i know just what you think of me
ArthrKirkland (00:08:33): njo need to kleep remindign me of how behind the times you tghink i am
AlfredFKINGjones (00:10:00): So what?
It's not like that's, er, a bad thing, or anything!
ArthrKirkland (00:10:34): old fart irght. whjy woudl you want anyth ign to to do with me
ArthrKirkland (00:10:48): fuck the whjiskey ran out.
ArthrKirkland (00:10:54): hang onjr
AlfredFKINGjones (00:11:09): Where the fuck do dyou think your goine!?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:11:11): *going
AlfredFKINGjones (00:11:18): Arthur!
AlfredFKINGjones (00:11:26): DON'T YOU TOUCH ANYTHING
AlfredFKINGjones (00:11:37): ESPECIALLY NO BOOZE
AlfredFKINGjones (00:11:57): Damn it! haven't those guys shown up yet?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:12:06): What the hell did they do, stop for lunch>
AlfredFKINGjones (00:12:16): ARTHUR
AlfredFKINGjones (00:12:18): !
AlfredFKINGjones (00:12:54): Fuckfuckfuckuree! woyer0&@#)7
ArthrKirkland (00:13:20): they were hyust ere
AlfredFKINGjones (00:13:54): Didn't I tell you not to scare me again?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:13:54): e
ArthrKirkland (00:14:24): theyve gone now
AlfredFKINGjones (00:14:28): What did they do then? Fucking asses; nothing I be, proboably decided it was a right nice time for TEA and
AlfredFKINGjones (00:14:29): jfawpj
AlfredFKINGjones (00:14:49): Fuck Arthur.
ArthrKirkland (00:14:55): hahahaa
ArthrKirkland (00:15:00): told you i was a good actor
ArthrKirkland (00:15:10): got sime brandy on my way back
ArthrKirkland (00:15:14): think its frnech
ArthrKirkland (00:15:19): thsta a laugh
ArthrKirkland (00:15:20): haha
AlfredFKINGjones (00:16:03): I can't even...just...
AlfredFKINGjones (00:16:54): Please, please, for the love of god or whatever holy being there is, don't hurt yourself.
ArthrKirkland (00:17:08): fell a bit
ArthrKirkland (00:17:21): theres blood coming from somewheere
AlfredFKINGjones (00:17:55): fuckin shit Arthur! bandage it up...ro soemthing!
ArthrKirkland (00:18:06): dunno wher iuti is
ArthrKirkland (00:18:12): my headi bthink
AlfredFKINGjones (00:18:17): You have bandages right> gauze? or er, we
AlfredFKINGjones (00:18:31): Then call an ambulence or
ArthrKirkland (00:18:40): nah
ArthrKirkland (00:18:42): be reet
AlfredFKINGjones (00:18:44): Fuck forget that, fucking fone
ArthrKirkland (00:18:45): cant feel it
AlfredFKINGjones (00:18:49): jkl
AlfredFKINGjones (00:19:11): Your really fuckie
AlfredFKINGjones (00:19:28): Damn it! What the hell is the emergency number in london?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:19:43): Youd think 911 should be universal!
AlfredFKINGjones (00:19:47): DX
ArthrKirkland (00:20:03): im fine alfred
AlfredFKINGjones (00:21:11): Oh, yes, because being piss ass drunk, bleeding from god knows where and being within arms length of a sword and a fucking GUN is A-OKAY!
AlfredFKINGjones (00:21:17): What the heck am I thinking?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:21:22): Getting worried?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:21:38): I must be some idiot; no, you'll be just fine
ArthrKirkland (00:21:57): alfred
ArthrKirkland (00:22:04): dont# do that
AlfredFKINGjones (00:22:12): Do what?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:22:34): Show some concern?
ArthrKirkland (00:23:04): im only stild here becasyus of ytou
ArthrKirkland (00:23:45): il stop
ArthrKirkland (00:23:57): just dont leavem e
ArthrKirkland (00:23:59): please
AlfredFKINGjones (00:24:27): stupid old fart; like I could do that again
ArthrKirkland (00:24:49): stop callign me that
AlfredFKINGjones (00:25:13): sorry, sorry. I meant, Arthur.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:25:22): I really am sorry, though.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:25:37): er...for a lot of things
ArthrKirkland (00:25:51): yeah
ArthrKirkland (00:25:54): me to
AlfredFKINGjones (00:26:26): what, uh, brought this all on, anyway?
ArthrKirkland (00:27:01): i dunno
AlfredFKINGjones (00:27:10): I mean, sure you get a bit crazy when your pissed, but
ArthrKirkland (00:27:19): yeah
AlfredFKINGjones (00:27:44): Uh
AlfredFKINGjones (00:27:49): well, I didn't mean it.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:27:54): Whatever I did, I mean.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:27:56): Really.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:28:00): So, sorry.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:28:16): Really, super-crazy sorry.
ArthrKirkland (00:28:19): wasnt you
ArthrKirkland (00:28:24): well
ArthrKirkland (00:28:26): it was
ArthrKirkland (00:28:32): but not something tou did
ArthrKirkland (00:28:34): not this time
AlfredFKINGjones (00:29:18): just tell me what happened, will you?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:30:11): Far as I knew we had a pretty damn good time;
ArthrKirkland (00:30:12): i miss you
ArthrKirkland (00:30:16): thats it
AlfredFKINGjones (00:30:50): Stars and stripes, Arthur. Stars and fucking stripes. :-)
AlfredFKINGjones (00:31:10): Heck, I miss you too, a whole fucking lot, actally.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:31:38): Why do you think I spent the whole six hour plane ride drawing pictures of you
AlfredFKINGjones (00:31:56): forget I said that. D:
AlfredFKINGjones (00:32:01): There were pictures of eagles too
AlfredFKINGjones (00:32:12): Er, just...
AlfredFKINGjones (00:32:14): Yeah, I miss you.
ArthrKirkland (00:32:37): theres two peopel holding hands
AlfredFKINGjones (00:32:46): Oh, yeah.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:33:02): That's you 'n me
AlfredFKINGjones (00:33:11): if you didn't catch on.
ArthrKirkland (00:33:59): i like that
AlfredFKINGjones (00:34:19): Took me forever to draw it too!
AlfredFKINGjones (00:34:39): I must have gone through the whole amazon or something
AlfredFKINGjones (00:35:10): OH! Did you see that I drew big ben?
ArthrKirkland (00:35:20): its very good
AlfredFKINGjones (00:36:10): thanx
AlfredFKINGjones (00:36:14): X)
ArthrKirkland (00:36:35): god i miss you so much
AlfredFKINGjones (00:36:42): I know you like it a whole lot; i mean, you went on about it for, er, a while
AlfredFKINGjones (00:37:00): I know, Arthur.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:37:14): BUT, we'll see eachother soon! Right?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:37:22): Remember my Halloween party?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:37:30): It's practically around the corner.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:37:46): You alright>
ArthrKirkland (00:37:50): no
AlfredFKINGjones (00:38:03): alright, that was a dumb question
AlfredFKINGjones (00:38:11): Uh
AlfredFKINGjones (00:38:21): How about...
AlfredFKINGjones (00:38:57): would you try to cheer up? For me? Please?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:39:51): even if it's just a little bit; for me?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:40:05): I know you dont' smile a lot, but er,
AlfredFKINGjones (00:40:32): smile when you think of me, kay? cause I'm not around to make you...
AlfredFKINGjones (00:40:40): : )
AlfredFKINGjones (00:41:05): Arthur?
ArthrKirkland (00:41:30): Yeah.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:43:01): you smiling?
ArthrKirkland (00:43:22): A little.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:43:36): :-)
AlfredFKINGjones (00:43:57): How about now?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:44:05): Smiling more??
AlfredFKINGjones (00:44:10): Come on~ 8D
ArthrKirkland (00:44:30): You're so ridiculous, Alfred.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:44:54): yeah, yeah, so long as it makes you feel better. :P
AlfredFKINGjones (00:45:06): I'm a fool for joo~ <3
ArthrKirkland (00:45:14): That so..
AlfredFKINGjones (00:45:29): awesome? sweet? sensitive?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:45:34): :-)
ArthrKirkland (00:46:32): Hold on
AlfredFKINGjones (00:46:46): You okay?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:46:46): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (00:48:12): Artie?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:48:16): Still there?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:48:43): Arthur?
ArthrKirkland (00:48:49): I'm here.
ArthrKirkland (00:48:56): Got a drink.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:49:16): Again?
ArthrKirkland (00:49:21): Water.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:49:22): How many is it now?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:49:27): Oh
ArthrKirkland (00:49:36): Sobering up
AlfredFKINGjones (00:49:44): well, that's good
AlfredFKINGjones (00:49:58): feeling better, then?
ArthrKirkland (00:50:05): Mm.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:50:13): that's good.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:50:35): You nearly gave me a heart attack, you know.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:51:26): But I'm glad your, er, better. : )
ArthrKirkland (00:52:10): Told you I'd be fine.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:52:38): Right.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:53:17): It's sorta hard though, to beleive that when you know the person you care about may or may not be holding a gun to their head, though
AlfredFKINGjones (00:53:37): Er, whatevs. We'll forget about it, yeah?
ArthrKirkland (00:54:35): If you want to.
ArthrKirkland (00:58:59): My head is bleeding.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:59:52): arrrggg, Artie. DX
AlfredFKINGjones (01:00:19): you didn't bandage it or anything? You've gotta have something lying around; a jacket?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:00:52): OH! I left my white shirt on the armchair in the living room! Use that!
ArthrKirkland (01:01:00): It's only little. I think I caught it on the corner of the desk.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:02:34): but did you hit it hard? does it hurt? I don't want to find out tomorow that you got a concussion or something
ArthrKirkland (01:02:57): It just stings.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:02:57): It's prolly gonna bruise or something; put ice on it!
ArthrKirkland (01:06:21): I'm alright
ArthrKirkland (01:08:37): I'll put the gun away now.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:09:37): You still had it out!? D;
ArthrKirkland (01:09:54): Mm.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:10:21): so long as it's away now, I guess.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:10:24): -____-
ArthrKirkland (01:10:37): I'm sorry Alfred
AlfredFKINGjones (01:10:51): what?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:10:54): Nah, don't be sorry.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:11:18): Your supposed to drive the ones you love crazy someoimtems
AlfredFKINGjones (01:11:20): OE
E
AlfredFKINGjones (01:11:20): epej
ArthrKirkland (01:11:32): ...
AlfredFKINGjones (01:11:36): I mean that..!
AlfredFKINGjones (01:11:38): Uh
AlfredFKINGjones (01:11:47): What I MEANT to say was that
AlfredFKINGjones (01:12:18): when you care about someone, ya know, you get a little crazy, or
AlfredFKINGjones (01:12:21): Naw, I mean
AlfredFKINGjones (01:12:34): You worry...a lot?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:12:37): Uh
AlfredFKINGjones (01:12:40): D:
ArthrKirkland (01:12:42): Yes.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:13:30): yeah. See, you know what I meant!! XDDDDDDD
ArthrKirkland (01:13:58): I do worry.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:14:38): Maybe you should cut back on that,
AlfredFKINGjones (01:14:48): might be why your ageing so fast, or something....
AlfredFKINGjones (01:14:53): :-/
ArthrKirkland (01:16:09): I can't help but worry about things.
ArthrKirkland (01:16:16): About you.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:17:06): ahaha yeah. I've noticed.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:18:09): That's what I meant though; maybe you should...relax. I'm grown up, and I can worry for myself, right?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:18:23): So you don't have to
AlfredFKINGjones (01:18:27): :'D
ArthrKirkland (01:18:28): Maybe I want to worry about you, Alfred
ArthrKirkland (01:20:58): Did you ever think about that?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:22:34): No, actually. I havent
AlfredFKINGjones (01:22:54): Seems sorta dumb to me; if you get so upset about it
AlfredFKINGjones (01:22:57): :-/
ArthrKirkland (01:23:15): Mm..
AlfredFKINGjones (01:24:23): Not that your dumb or anything! Cause your actually pretty smart
AlfredFKINGjones (01:25:02): but I mean, it's dumb to get so depressed over someone right?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:25:12): Or, no...that dosn't make sense,
AlfredFKINGjones (01:25:19): you know what I mean
AlfredFKINGjones (01:26:40): so
AlfredFKINGjones (01:26:47): Read any good books?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:26:55): ....er, since yesterday?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:28:28): Arthur?
ArthrKirkland (01:28:58): I hate worrying about you.
ArthrKirkland (01:29:03): I don't worry about Australia.
ArthrKirkland (01:29:18): Or Hong Kong.
ArthrKirkland (01:29:23): Just you.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:31:16): I guess I'm just the troublesome one then.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:31:26): :P
ArthrKirkland (01:31:30): I just..
ArthrKirkland (01:31:39): I don't feel like they need me anymore.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:32:02): But I do
AlfredFKINGjones (01:32:05): right?
ArthrKirkland (01:32:12): Do you?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:35:49): I guess so; not for the same reasons I used to...
ArthrKirkland (01:35:59): Then.. why?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:36:13): Why what?
ArthrKirkland (01:36:22): Why do you... you know.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:37:02): I dunno.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:37:08): do I really need a reason?
ArthrKirkland (01:37:21): I guess not..
AlfredFKINGjones (01:39:16): If I had to say, I guess it's because
AlfredFKINGjones (01:41:30): your just...there.
I mean, I don't have all that many friends, do I? rhetorical...I know I generally piss everyone off, especially you
AlfredFKINGjones (01:41:36): But, I dunno
AlfredFKINGjones (01:42:55): your still there, when I need you. Which isn't as much since...yeah; but the point is, you put up with me..?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:43:05): XDDD
ArthrKirkland (01:43:24): And that's all you need me for.. huh..
AlfredFKINGjones (01:43:52): Wth, "that's all"?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:44:33): what did you want me to say then?
ArthrKirkland (01:44:42): It doesn't matter.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:47:07): BS "it doesn't matter". you wouldn't have said anything if it "didn't matter".
AlfredFKINGjones (01:47:14): Spit it out
ArthrKirkland (01:47:23): I can't.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:47:28): ORLY
AlfredFKINGjones (01:49:29): ...what are you, chicken?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:49:34): :3
ArthrKirkland (01:49:41): I can't.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:50:32): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (01:51:02): Aww, come on!
AlfredFKINGjones (01:51:31): I know it's not that you "cant", you just "wont". :P
ArthrKirkland (01:52:20): You don't get it. You just don't. Why do you think I drink? Why do you think I've been doing it since 1783?
ArthrKirkland (01:52:26): I never used to.
ArthrKirkland (01:52:28): Ever.
ArthrKirkland (01:52:34): It's you.
ArthrKirkland (01:52:40): You did something.
ArthrKirkland (01:52:44): Fuck.
ArthrKirkland (01:55:22): Forget that.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:57:34): oh yeah. totaly forgoten
AlfredFKINGjones (01:57:39): whatever
ArthrKirkland (01:58:17): I'm sorry.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:58:58): nah, i deserved it
ArthrKirkland (01:59:08): You don't understand.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:59:22): no, really, I do.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:01:46): ...i just keep hoping that maybe, in fifty more years, it'll stop stinging
ArthrKirkland (02:02:09): Yeah, so do I.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:04:48): i know this is sort of...a delicate topic, but I've sorta wanted to ask you something for, well, a heck of a long time...
ArthrKirkland (02:05:04): Go ahead.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:05:09): Right.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:05:51): You aren't
AlfredFKINGjones (02:05:58): I mean, you didn't
AlfredFKINGjones (02:06:13): Uh, I meant to ask:
AlfredFKINGjones (02:06:51): Do you think that you could ever be
AlfredFKINGjones (02:07:00): *proud of me?
ArthrKirkland (02:07:07): I am.
ArthrKirkland (02:08:05): You have no idea..
AlfredFKINGjones (02:09:49): aha, I really dont
AlfredFKINGjones (02:10:33): honestly; I always sort of thought that after, you know, it was as if I had..
AlfredFKINGjones (02:10:35): I dunno
AlfredFKINGjones (02:10:49): nevermind.
ArthrKirkland (02:10:55): Lost the right for me to be proud of you?
ArthrKirkland (02:11:10): Alfred..
ArthrKirkland (02:11:23): I've always been proud of you.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:13:38): uh, that's...
AlfredFKINGjones (02:13:45): that's good then...
AlfredFKINGjones (02:13:57): thanks.
ArthrKirkland (02:14:08): Was there something else..?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:14:22): Not really.
ArthrKirkland (02:14:28): Ah
AlfredFKINGjones (02:14:33): I mean, "no".
ArthrKirkland (02:14:50): I see
AlfredFKINGjones (02:18:50): actually, without getting too 'sentimental' or whatevs. here, i'm just gonna say something, kay? And you can hit me over the head for it or something, later?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:18:58): XP
ArthrKirkland (02:19:08): Alright.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:23:00): Remember how you used to talk to me about all your huge ships, fighting the bad guys and rulling the sea? and you got me a little toy ship, so i could pretend i was off with you on your adventures...?
ArthrKirkland (02:23:08): I remember.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:26:10): yeah, well... i was always sorta wishing that I could be like that too. I didn't want to become stronger than you...just your equal...and
AlfredFKINGjones (02:26:26): Ah, I'm not making any sense! DX
ArthrKirkland (02:26:39): I understand, Alfred.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:26:42): Scratch that; that came out so lame.
ArthrKirkland (02:27:09): Really, I understand.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:28:29): Your reall smart for an old fart then, cause I didn't even know what I was talkin' about! XD
AlfredFKINGjones (02:28:36): 8')
ArthrKirkland (02:28:53): Heh..
AlfredFKINGjones (02:29:01): :-)
AlfredFKINGjones (02:29:23): Those are the best emotes ever. You'd better belive it! ;D
AlfredFKINGjones (02:29:32): :-)
AlfredFKINGjones (02:29:48): :O
AlfredFKINGjones (02:29:54): 8-D
AlfredFKINGjones (02:30:06): I be YOU don't have cool emotes like that.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:30:14): *bet
ArthrKirkland (02:30:24): Oh, you're on, brat.
ArthrKirkland (02:30:34): 8-)
AlfredFKINGjones (02:30:41): Oh no! The old fart is angry
AlfredFKINGjones (02:30:43): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (02:30:52): Oh COME ON
AlfredFKINGjones (02:30:59): >________<
AlfredFKINGjones (02:31:17): whatever, mine are still better
ArthrKirkland (02:31:19): Damn I need a drink.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:31:31): Of water, right? Or milk?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:31:57): Cause we had this discussion already, just ealier. You didn't forget already, did you?
ArthrKirkland (02:32:00): I was thinking brandy.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:32:08): I'm thinking NO
AlfredFKINGjones (02:32:10): ;D
ArthrKirkland (02:32:20): You can't stop me, Alfred.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:32:25): PEER PRESSURE
AlfredFKINGjones (02:32:28): Sure I can
AlfredFKINGjones (02:32:31): ! :3
ArthrKirkland (02:32:37): I'm getting a glass.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:32:42): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (02:32:44): Arthur!
AlfredFKINGjones (02:32:56): Come OOOON! Be above the infuence!
AlfredFKINGjones (02:33:01): *influence
AlfredFKINGjones (02:33:14): ARTHUR
AlfredFKINGjones (02:33:29): GET BACK HERE YOU OLD FART
AlfredFKINGjones (02:33:32): !!!!
ArthrKirkland (02:33:42): Stop calling me that you damn brat.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:33:49): Then stop drinking
ArthrKirkland (02:33:53): No.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:34:09): Fine!
ArthrKirkland (02:34:54): Drinking helps.
ArthrKirkland (02:35:03): I'll be damned if you'll take that from me.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:35:40): Fine! Be that way! So long as you drinking then, I'm getting myself some beans! XP
AlfredFKINGjones (02:35:48): See if you can stop ME
AlfredFKINGjones (02:36:28): Your prolly too old to even know what that is~
ArthrKirkland (02:37:41): Have fun, Alfred.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:37:49): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (02:38:05): What's that supposed to mean? "have fun"? D:<
ArthrKirkland (02:38:49): Nevermind.
ArthrKirkland (02:39:15): I should have known better than to expect you to be serious for more than five minutes.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:39:39): That again?
ArthrKirkland (02:39:50): Yes, THAT.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:40:19): I can be serious! Maybe I just like making jokes!
ArthrKirkland (02:40:26): Just when I think I can be frank with you.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:40:28): You know, fun; cheering people up!
AlfredFKINGjones (02:40:36): What's that supposed to mean?
ArthrKirkland (02:40:55): Nothing.
ArthrKirkland (02:40:57): Forget it.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:41:19): I hate it when you do that.
ArthrKirkland (02:41:28): Mm.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:44:40): ...and you just don't care. That's a surprise
ArthrKirkland (02:45:00): Of course I sodding care.
ArthrKirkland (02:45:06): You have no idea how much I care.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:45:44): Then maybe it would do us both a favor if you tried showing it ever once in a blue moon!
AlfredFKINGjones (02:46:02): Ins(#^73tead of#UU#UOEJHE*)33207 DX
ArthrKirkland (02:46:13): Instead of what, Alfred?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:46:32): I didn't say anything.
ArthrKirkland (02:46:35): Liar.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:47:27): wow; I love the new nickname. it's almost as nice as, "git" or "wanker" or whatever else you call me
ArthrKirkland (02:47:38): Stop it.
ArthrKirkland (02:47:40): Just stop it.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:50:05): whatever
ArthrKirkland (02:50:39): Do you think I enjoy this?
ArthrKirkland (02:50:51): I don't get a kick out of arguing with you.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:51:18): oh, but your so good at it.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:53:04): Sorry; didn't mean to blow up at you all of a sudden
AlfredFKINGjones (02:53:09): er...venting
ArthrKirkland (02:53:14): It's fine.
ArthrKirkland (02:53:47): I should be used to losing against you by now.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:55:49): I thought that was more of a tie, actually...
AlfredFKINGjones (02:55:52): :-/
ArthrKirkland (02:56:35): Why do you have to make this so difficult...
AlfredFKINGjones (02:57:18): It's not like I'm trying to!
AlfredFKINGjones (02:57:46): Why do you have to get so defensive?
ArthrKirkland (02:58:12): I can't tell you.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:59:09): No, you just "wont".
ArthrKirkland (02:59:20): Okay then, I won't.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:01:03): ...
AlfredFKINGjones (03:01:14): Not even for a free cup of earl grey?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:01:18): My treat!
ArthrKirkland (03:01:33): I can't. I just can't.
ArthrKirkland (03:01:41): It's too much of a risk.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:02:01): But....earl grey!
ArthrKirkland (03:02:30): You're lucky I'm drunk or I wouldn't be so bold.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:02:33): Is it like, classified, or something?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:02:42): Howd you get drunk again so fast?
ArthrKirkland (03:02:58): This brandy is very good.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:03:23): Arthur..
ArthrKirkland (03:03:39): I'm alright.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:04:18): because people that are "alright" get drunk off their asses twice in one day.
ArthrKirkland (03:04:36): They don't care so long as I'm sober at work.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:05:16): Fuck, your a Nation. Your at work 24/7!
AlfredFKINGjones (03:05:51): Who the hell do those people think they are anyway? Treating you like a regular emplyoee?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:06:10): That's BS; I sure as hell don't get treated like that.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:06:55): ...well, 'cept with G.W. a few years back, but that was a rough time...
ArthrKirkland (03:07:20): Mm.
ArthrKirkland (03:08:52): Still. It's nice to know that you do need me.. even a little.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:10:12): Hey; just because I'm independent dosn't mean that I don't need a shoulder to lean on every now and again...
AlfredFKINGjones (03:10:47): And holy shit, what is with me tonight? D: I sound like a lifetime movie or something..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:10:49): DX
ArthrKirkland (03:11:01): It's not so bad.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:11:54): Yup! I mean, the acting isn't always too awesome, but the morals are good, American morals. :-)
AlfredFKINGjones (03:12:08): I like 'em anyway
ArthrKirkland (03:12:25): They are good morals..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:13:29): Yup. Not all of 'em were just my ideas though
AlfredFKINGjones (03:14:49): I mean, you learn those sorts of things over time, right...?
ArthrKirkland (03:15:05): Right..
ArthrKirkland (03:16:59): Alfred.. I need to talk to you.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:17:16): Okay; shoot.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:17:25): Bad choice of words! D;
AlfredFKINGjones (03:17:34): Erm, go ahead!
ArthrKirkland (03:18:08): Can I come and stay with you next week? I need to get away from here for a while.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:18:18): What?
ArthrKirkland (03:18:25): Can I?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:18:26): I mean, yeah! But what's the matter?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:18:32): Did something happen?
ArthrKirkland (03:18:50): I've just been thinking..
ArthrKirkland (03:19:03): I'd really like it if we could.. you know, spend some time together.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:19:27): I'd love to!
AlfredFKINGjones (03:20:28): There are plenty of cool places around here that you haven't been to yet; OH! there's this new resteraunt called Ninja!New York!
AlfredFKINGjones (03:21:53): I know my visit was kinda short and all, and I sorta fell asleep when we were supposed to go on the eye togeather; but it was nice anyway!
ArthrKirkland (03:22:11): I didn't mind..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:24:40): But, uh, thinking. You do a lot of that, don't you?
ArthrKirkland (03:24:58): Yes.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:25:17): Your in major need of some R&R, my friend. ;D
ArthrKirkland (03:26:03): Mm..
ArthrKirkland (03:27:08): But.. that wasn't what I wanted to say.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:28:50): What wasn't?
ArthrKirkland (03:29:06): Asking to stay..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:29:29): Oh
ArthrKirkland (03:29:31): Well, I do want to stay.
ArthrKirkland (03:29:35): I'd really love that..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:29:42): :-)
ArthrKirkland (03:29:53): But.. Alfred..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:31:14): You can tell me; just sittin here~ ;-)
ArthrKirkland (03:32:02): I..
ArthrKirkland (03:32:05): That is..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:32:40): Dood, just say it. XD
AlfredFKINGjones (03:33:42): Artie?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:34:05): You didn't hit your head again did you?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:34:06): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (03:34:38): Iggy?
ArthrKirkland (03:35:26): I love you
AlfredFKINGjones (03:42:37): Uh, wow. That's big.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:43:08): ...does this mean that I can...uh...
AlfredFKINGjones (03:43:29): Your still there, aren't you?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:44:06): Arthur!
AlfredFKINGjones (03:45:08): You can't just go running off after something like that! How do you expect me to talk to you about it if your not around!
AlfredFKINGjones (03:45:25): Hook your phone back up~ Please?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:45:33): Arthur~ <3<3<3<3
AlfredFKINGjones (03:45:53): Fine; I'll just talk to you from here...
AlfredFKINGjones (03:46:56): Uh, well...
AlfredFKINGjones (03:50:34): IN WHATEVER TME WE HAVE, FOR AS LONG AS WE ARE LIVING, WE CAN FACE WHATEVER COMES
IF WE FACE IT NOW AS ONE
I COULD MAKE IT ON MY OWN, LET ME KNOW THAT I DON'T HAVE TO!
AlfredFKINGjones (03:50:39): NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO BE ALONE
AlfredFKINGjones (03:50:44): IN WHATEVER TIME WE HAVE
AlfredFKINGjones (03:51:02): YOU'LL BE MY FORTRESS, AND I'LL BE YOUR SHEILD
AlfredFKINGjones (03:51:17): NO ONE REALLY WANT'S TO BE ALONE
AlfredFKINGjones (03:51:20): IN WHATEVER TIME WE HAVE
AlfredFKINGjones (03:51:32): FROM THIS DAY FORWARD LIFE WONT SEEM SO BLACK
AlfredFKINGjones (03:51:40): FROM THIS DAY FORWARD WE WILL NEVER LOOK BACK
ArthrKirkland (03:51:46): Um.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:51:48): ...erm... 8D
AlfredFKINGjones (03:52:02): That sorta...well, it sounds nice, right?
ArthrKirkland (03:52:09): Yeah..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:52:10): I mean, I thought it was nice....
AlfredFKINGjones (03:52:19): Uh
AlfredFKINGjones (03:52:20): ?
ArthrKirkland (03:52:25): It was nice.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:52:56): You know,
AlfredFKINGjones (03:53:13): ..there was an "i love you" in there, somewhere.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:53:17): If you squint.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:53:25): :-)
AlfredFKINGjones (03:53:40): See it?
ArthrKirkland (03:53:50): I think so.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:54:33): I love you too, Arthur Kirkland.
....can you see that?
ArthrKirkland (03:55:07): I can..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:56:04): I was kinda thinking about using some big font, in all different colors...but I thought you'd get the point either way.
ArthrKirkland (03:56:34): You really mean it..?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:57:26): Arthur, your not really that dense are you?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:58:21): It's as true as I am AMERICA!
AlfredFKINGjones (03:58:27): ;D
ArthrKirkland (03:58:35): I'm booking a flight right now, Alfred.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:58:59): SHI-- alread?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:59:11): I haven't even cleaned!
ArthrKirkland (03:59:15): You think I'm just going to sit here after that?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:59:22): I know you like your sheets all pressed and whatever..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:59:31): Well, no, but...
ArthrKirkland (03:59:33): I don't sodding CARE
AlfredFKINGjones (03:59:50): ...dood, I like this side of you. ;D
AlfredFKINGjones (04:00:11): Whens the flight?
ArthrKirkland (04:00:20): In five hours.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:00:25): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (04:00:53): That's a heck of a long ass time you expect me to wait patiently, Iggy~
AlfredFKINGjones (04:01:10): 5 + 7 hour flight = I CAN'T DO THIS
AlfredFKINGjones (04:01:13): DX
ArthrKirkland (04:01:24): I can't get there any faster.
ArthrKirkland (04:01:46): God knows I would if I could.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:01:54): I know.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:02:11): INTERNET KISSES~ <3 MUAH
AlfredFKINGjones (04:02:22): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (04:02:35): Bad idea...now I need the real thing. NAO.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:03:28): Hey, Artie?
ArthrKirkland (04:03:32): Yeah?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:05:06): Ah, well...the thing is...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:05:16): I've sorta, always, kinda...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:05:37): Okay, here's the bottom line:
AlfredFKINGjones (04:06:07): Feel free to slap me silly when you see me, dood, I'd love it...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:06:14): BUT THE THING IS
AlfredFKINGjones (04:07:14): doyoukindasortawantabringthatcutelittleapronofyourswithyou? O_________________O
ArthrKirkland (04:07:34): ... Are you asking me to?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:07:56): kindasortamaybe
AlfredFKINGjones (04:07:59): YES
ArthrKirkland (04:08:14): ... You think it's cute?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:08:50): actuallyithinkitsttlyhawtYeah, really cute.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:08:56): : )
ArthrKirkland (04:10:13): I'll make sure I pack it..
AlfredFKINGjones (04:10:36): ILU!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:10:39): <3<3<3
AlfredFKINGjones (04:11:01): ...so, how many minuets left until you leave?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:11:14): There's 60 in an hour, right?
ArthrKirkland (04:11:15): I'll leave in a couple of hours.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:12:00): So...that's...300 minuets until the flight leaves!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:12:02): DX
AlfredFKINGjones (04:12:12): PLUS another...erm...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:12:23): 420!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:12:48): And then the thirty minuet drive from Kenedy...you are flying into JFK, right?
ArthrKirkland (04:14:42): Right
ArthrKirkland (04:15:41): Damn, Alfred you have no idea how happy I am right now.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:16:00): XD
AlfredFKINGjones (04:16:17): I'm calling you out on that one, Artie!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:16:46): I know exactly how happy you are right now; I'm feeling it too, boo.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:16:49): <3
ArthrKirkland (04:17:44): Damnit I wish you'd told me sooner.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:19:47): Wish I had told YOU sooner? I would have if I hadn't been so terrfied.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:20:09): Do you realize how intimidateing you can be? Even as an Old fart?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:20:13): XP
AlfredFKINGjones (04:20:16): <3<3<3<3
ArthrKirkland (04:20:49): I would have told you if I'd thought for one second that you'd be interested in me at all.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:21:33): Riiiiight, because I'm so subtle and unreadable...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:21:55): DOOD, ITALY asked me about "us" before.
ArthrKirkland (04:22:01): Italy?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:22:04): Italy.
ArthrKirkland (04:22:09): ... Italy?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:22:12): ITALY
ArthrKirkland (04:22:19): ... I'm so dense...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:22:54): Hey, it's a fucking good thing too, otherwise who knows what would have happend to you today when you hit your head?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:23:09): Is it still bleeding, btw? Sore? Swollen?
ArthrKirkland (04:23:13): It's fine.
ArthrKirkland (04:23:21): Just a little scrape.
ArthrKirkland (04:23:41): You can kiss it better when I get there.
ArthrKirkland (04:23:43): I mean.
ArthrKirkland (04:23:44): um.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:23:51): ;D
AlfredFKINGjones (04:24:04): Naww, you know what you meant~
AlfredFKINGjones (04:24:16): I'd be delighted to, BTW.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:24:37): Actually, I proboably would have weather you said something or not, so... XP
ArthrKirkland (04:25:16): Sod this.
ArthrKirkland (04:25:29): I'm going now. I'm going to see if I can get on a flight.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:25:36): :O
AlfredFKINGjones (04:26:13): Don't drive like a maniac, please, hokay?
ArthrKirkland (04:26:19): I promise nothing.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:26:45): I'd rather not have to come scrape up my would-be-lover because he was an impatient doufus
AlfredFKINGjones (04:26:47): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (04:26:50): PINKY PROMISE ME
ArthrKirkland (04:27:40): Wait.
ArthrKirkland (04:27:44): I can't drive!
ArthrKirkland (04:27:54): I'm still fucked to hell.
ArthrKirkland (04:27:58): I'll get a taxi.
ArthrKirkland (04:28:19): Okay, let me plug my phone back in.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:28:37): Well, I'm glad we realized that before we got on the road...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:28:39): HEY
AlfredFKINGjones (04:28:51): It's 12:00 am here...a new day....
AlfredFKINGjones (04:29:11): Soo, did I tell you that I love you yet, today? :3
ArthrKirkland (04:29:21): Not yet.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:29:30): Weeeell, I do.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:29:36): Love you.
ArthrKirkland (04:29:52): I love you too.
ArthrKirkland (04:30:01): Alfred Fucking Jones ;-)
AlfredFKINGjones (04:30:12): ;D
ArthrKirkland (04:30:30): Taxi will be here in half an hour.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:30:31): There will deffeinately be some fucking of Joneses soon...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:30:35): 8P
ArthrKirkland (04:30:37): ... Wait, what?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:30:40): Lolwut?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:30:46): I didn't say that.
ArthrKirkland (04:30:56): If you're asking..
AlfredFKINGjones (04:31:39): Asking? That was deffinately not a question. ;D
AlfredFKINGjones (04:31:51): How soon is your flight leaving again? D:
AlfredFKINGjones (04:32:08): I'll answer that: NOT SOON ENOUGH
ArthrKirkland (04:32:52): I can't believe I've wasted so much time.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:34:16): Don't say that, Arthur.
You'll be around for centuries still, WE'LL be around for centuries; and I'm not planning on wasting any of that time.
ArthrKirkland (04:34:31): You're right.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:34:36): Dhur.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:34:46): :-)
ArthrKirkland (04:36:29): Twenty five minutes.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:37:04): DX
AlfredFKINGjones (04:37:11): Hey, it's better than five hours.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:38:38): Hey, Iggy, guess what...? :3
ArthrKirkland (04:38:45): What?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:38:55): Why do they call me "Coffee"? X3
ArthrKirkland (04:39:10): Do tell.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:39:26): Because I grind so fiiinee~
ArthrKirkland (04:39:36): I'll be the judge of that.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:39:56): Is that a promise?
ArthrKirkland (04:40:03): ... Yes.
ArthrKirkland (04:42:38): It's a promise.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:43:05): You know I'll be holding you to that, don't you? >-)
ArthrKirkland (04:43:25): I'm sure you'll be holding me to a few things.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:45:30): ....
AlfredFKINGjones (04:46:33): ...how long until you leave, again?
ArthrKirkland (04:46:55): Fifteen minutes.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:47:03): How long is the flight?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:47:10): Six, or seven hours?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:47:22): Damn I hope it's six. DX
ArthrKirkland (04:47:56): Nearer to eight I'm afraid.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:48:13): Arthur! DX
ArthrKirkland (04:48:39): Oh Alfred just sit tight and think of everything I'm going to let you do to me.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:48:43): HOW CAN I LIVE WITHOUT YOU? WHEN YOUR ALL I'M LIVING FOR?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:48:57): I could do that....
AlfredFKINGjones (04:49:14): >}
ArthrKirkland (04:50:13): =)
AlfredFKINGjones (04:50:21): :-)
ArthrKirkland (04:50:57): Alfred.. this might be something of an odd question.. but have you ever.. you know.. been with anyone else?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:51:16): Oh, wow, er, that's out of the blue.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:51:21): Ahahaha
ArthrKirkland (04:51:57): I'm curious.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:52:59): Er, well, there's been...I mean, I'm not clueless, if that's what your getting at!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:53:21): I mean, everyone goes through that, right? Sooner or later...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:53:26): Uh..
AlfredFKINGjones (04:54:01): -____-
ArthrKirkland (04:54:25): So.. have you, or haven't you?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:55:12): Hokay, I've gone out on a date, or two, or three... I know how to kiss, heck I'm pretty fuckin' awesome at it as a matter of fact. ;D
AlfredFKINGjones (04:56:47): I have been around for a few centuries...I know the basics.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:57:08): ...Francis gave me that stupid 'sex talk', nonesense...
ArthrKirkland (04:57:16): Oh God.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:58:08): Yeah; not something I'd like to relive.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:58:15): *re-live? DX
ArthrKirkland (04:59:26): I wouldn't blame you.
ArthrKirkland (04:59:29): Damnit!
ArthrKirkland (04:59:35): My taxi's going to be late.
ArthrKirkland (04:59:38): Bollocks.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:59:49): D:<
AlfredFKINGjones (04:59:52): How late>
AlfredFKINGjones (04:59:53): ??
ArthrKirkland (05:00:05): Another hour. God!
ArthrKirkland (05:00:12): I hate taxi companies!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:00:20): I hate WAITING
AlfredFKINGjones (05:00:21): DX
AlfredFKINGjones (05:00:54): ARTHUR~ I'm sick of imagineing! I need joo!
ArthrKirkland (05:01:19): I'm sure I'm far better than anything you could imagine..
AlfredFKINGjones (05:01:51): ...I have a very good imagination...
ArthrKirkland (05:02:08): Do you..
AlfredFKINGjones (05:02:30): Heck yeah!
ArthrKirkland (05:02:49): What are you imagining, my dear Alfred?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:03:10): Not telling~ X3
ArthrKirkland (05:03:24): Ah, cute, you're shy.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:03:29): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (05:03:30): NO
ArthrKirkland (05:04:48): Then tell me, stud~
AlfredFKINGjones (05:05:05): I plead the fifth.
ArthrKirkland (05:05:58): Denied.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:06:29): You can't do that to me! Your not even American! D:
ArthrKirkland (05:07:26): Denied, Alfred.
ArthrKirkland (05:07:28): Spill it.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:08:00): Nya-nya-nya-nyaaa~ Make me! XP
ArthrKirkland (05:08:24): I could so easily cancel my flight...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:08:30): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (05:08:32): You wouldn't
ArthrKirkland (05:08:44): .. No, you're right.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:08:50): I'm always right.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:08:52): ;D
ArthrKirkland (05:08:53): Damn it Alfred.
ArthrKirkland (05:08:56): I need you.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:09:03): Hey?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:09:11): Did I tell you that I love you yet, today?
ArthrKirkland (05:09:23): I could stand to hear it again.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:09:35): Love you, Arthur.
ArthrKirkland (05:10:04): I love you, Alfred.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:10:23): LOVE YOU MORE! >3<
ArthrKirkland (05:10:54): No way.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:11:05): Yawai.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:11:48): From here to the moon and back
ArthrKirkland (05:12:04): I'm not even going to argue. I don't want to.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:12:15): Wow, that's new.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:13:15): This is sorta crazy, actually. Not an hour ago we were bitching at each other like an old...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:13:18): Oh.
ArthrKirkland (05:13:26): Married couple..?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:13:33): Er, yeah. That.
ArthrKirkland (05:13:44): Oh, believe me.. marriage is worse.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:14:01): What do you mean, "belive me". D:
ArthrKirkland (05:14:10): I've been married.
ArthrKirkland (05:14:20): Nothing compares to the bickering of a married couple.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:14:26): To who?
ArthrKirkland (05:14:30): Portugal.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:14:41): Why?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:14:50): D:
ArthrKirkland (05:14:54): It was a long time ago... purely political.
ArthrKirkland (05:15:35): We barely speak nowadays.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:15:53): Oh, sorry. I was just thinking. :P
ArthrKirkland (05:16:44): She's busy with her things, and I've been busy spending centuries denying being hopelessly in love with an overgrown kid from across the Atlantic.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:18:17): Overgrown, huh? I like to think that I'm rather like a golden god~ Have you seen my biceps lately? ;-)
AlfredFKINGjones (05:18:35): They're pretty awesome!
ArthrKirkland (05:18:45): You'll have to show me.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:19:02): GRAH!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:19:14): What the heck is that stupid taxi driver doing, anyway? DX
ArthrKirkland (05:19:36): I don't sodding know.
ArthrKirkland (05:19:39): Ah well.
ArthrKirkland (05:19:42): It gives me time to think.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:20:13): About what?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:20:29): Me and my awesomeness, riiight?
ArthrKirkland (05:20:36): Not exactly.
ArthrKirkland (05:20:58): More like what i'm going to do to you and your awesomeness when I finally get my hands on you.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:21:12): ...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:21:39): Fucking stars and stripes, Arthur!!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:22:15): Is that really all it took to see this side of you? Three words?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:22:34): If I had only fucking known...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:23:37): Important question: nuttella or whipped cream?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:23:45): Choose wisely~
ArthrKirkland (05:24:23): Both.
ArthrKirkland (05:24:38): Ice cream is good too.
ArthrKirkland (05:24:53): And chocolate sauce.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:25:00): Strawberries?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:25:09): FRENCH FRIES?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:25:13): 8'D
ArthrKirkland (05:25:29): ... Strawberries, yes.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:25:49): ...what about the fries...?
ArthrKirkland (05:25:55): No.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:26:06): ;___;
ArthrKirkland (05:26:11): ... Okay, fine.
ArthrKirkland (05:26:15): Since it's you.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:26:24): <3<3<3
AlfredFKINGjones (05:26:39): Have I told you that I love you yet, today? <3<3<3
ArthrKirkland (05:26:46): I could hear it again.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:27:00): I LOVE JOO ARTHUR~
ArthrKirkland (05:27:17): I love you too.
ArthrKirkland (05:27:31): So much. I'll never get tired of saying it.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:28:23): Not even if you say it once every minuet? Not even if you say it every second? Not even if you scream it for hours?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:28:44): Not even if for the rest of forever you say it ever moment for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever~
ArthrKirkland (05:29:33): I've been saying it every moment of my life since I met you.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:30:04): ...Hey, Arthur?
ArthrKirkland (05:30:10): Yeah?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:31:08): ...is it possible to fall in love with someone all over again? Because I think I did.
ArthrKirkland (05:31:21): What? Why?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:32:01): I mean, I know I was in love with you before...but I think I just fell in love with you again...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:32:49): Like....the love grew
AlfredFKINGjones (05:32:50): ?
ArthrKirkland (05:33:05): I think that's entirely possible.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:33:21): X)
ArthrKirkland (05:34:16): What brought that on?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:36:23): You said you had loved me since you first met me...'sgonna sound totally lame but...I dunno, that made me feel really great. And then I rememberd, well, a lot of things...
ArthrKirkland (05:36:37): Such as..?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:36:39): A lot of good things.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:38:33): GREAT awesome things; like hide-and-seek and bubble baths and all that stuff you used to cook for me when you visited; and singing together and...er, yeah. That stuff.
ArthrKirkland (05:38:53): The stuff you always used to eat even though you hated it.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:39:17): Yeah well, you made it for me. That's all I cared about. XP
ArthrKirkland (05:39:29): That's sweet..
AlfredFKINGjones (05:40:26): Is is raining over by you?
ArthrKirkland (05:40:35): Not at the moment.
ArthrKirkland (05:40:48): It's forecast to. But that won't matter, because I won't be here.
ArthrKirkland (05:41:19): And even if it rains in America I won't care, because you're all I need Alfred
AlfredFKINGjones (05:42:47): You've always been all I've ever had.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:43:00): <3<3<3<3<3
ArthrKirkland (05:43:24): I love you.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:43:35): Love you more!
ArthrKirkland (05:43:45): =)
AlfredFKINGjones (05:44:13): <3
ArthrKirkland (05:44:52): AH! My taxi's here!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:45:12): FINALLY
AlfredFKINGjones (05:45:16): HOLY SHIT
AlfredFKINGjones (05:45:18): GO GO GO
ArthrKirkland (05:45:21): GOING!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:45:29): I'LL BE WATING~