[Alfred & Arthur] Another chat of epic! [Part 1]

[blood_winged]

This is a looooong one, gaiz. If you read all the way through, I salute you. Feel free to spin fanfics off it. I know I will, when I get back into my writing groove XP

Credit to amael_elen and myself.
 

02 November 2009
AlfredFKINGjones (00:52:30): Iggy~
ArthrKirkland (00:52:54): Morning Alfred. : )
AlfredFKINGjones (00:52:57): What's the matter? You hate your job? Why?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:53:08): It's morning already?
ArthrKirkland (00:53:15): Yes, it's five to one.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:53:35): OH right, time difference. :P
ArthrKirkland (00:53:48): You forgot again?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:54:13): Naw, I just wasn't thinking about it.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:54:41): Uh...okay, so a little bit?
ArthrKirkland (00:54:58): Hmm?
AlfredFKINGjones (00:55:11): I only forgot for a second, I mean. D:
ArthrKirkland (00:55:22): Aah. I think I can forgive you, then.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:55:40): Aww~ You woulda' forgiven me no matter what~
AlfredFKINGjones (00:55:52): Cuz you loooooovvvveeee meeee~
AlfredFKINGjones (00:55:53): <3
ArthrKirkland (00:56:19): I most certainly do.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:56:34): LOVE YOU TOO ARTIE
AlfredFKINGjones (00:56:50): So what's the whole "grr, I hate my job? DX" thing?
ArthrKirkland (00:57:08): Oh, just my boss, being a git.. again..
ArthrKirkland (00:57:14): Nothing I'm not used to.
ArthrKirkland (00:57:31): You know, the common people used to have more respect.
ArthrKirkland (00:57:39): Now they just look for someone to blame for everything.
ArthrKirkland (00:57:54): It's not my sodding fault the economy's going down the pan.
ArthrKirkland (00:58:13): And when they're not blaming me, they're blaming you.
ArthrKirkland (00:58:21): And giving me strange looks when I defend you.
AlfredFKINGjones (00:59:18): Better me then you, though, right? So long as I'm on everyone's nerves already, they might as well...
AlfredFKINGjones (01:00:09): It's sort of everyone's fault though, you know. I mean, everyone is suffering from it. Though this is nothing compared to the GD.
ArthrKirkland (01:01:23): Mm.. I suppose not. At least the stock market hasn't crashed this time.
ArthrKirkland (01:01:36): I remember that was the first time you got sick.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:01:50): Oh yeah, that sure was fun...
ArthrKirkland (01:02:13): Well, it's one way to figure out that putting a hamburger on your forehead doesn't cure a cold...
AlfredFKINGjones (01:02:54): Oh please, I didn't really think it was going to work.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:03:01): It was just an experiment!
ArthrKirkland (01:03:33): Aha, of course..
AlfredFKINGjones (01:03:40): Really!
AlfredFKINGjones (01:03:54): I'm not that dumb.. -___-
AlfredFKINGjones (01:04:03): I mean, I am, but...
ArthrKirkland (01:04:15): Alfred, you're not stupid.
ArthrKirkland (01:04:22): I mean, you don't help yourself by acting like it.
ArthrKirkland (01:04:29): But I know you're smarter than you let on.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:05:01): I didn't say stupid, I said dumb. It's different. Less...stupid, or something...
AlfredFKINGjones (01:05:32): But hey, somebody has to lighten the mood! I'm surrounded by a bunch of gloomy old guys!
AlfredFKINGjones (01:05:37): Though I don't mind you~ <#
AlfredFKINGjones (01:05:40): *<3
ArthrKirkland (01:06:02): Alfred, when you've seen as much as we have perhaps you'll understand a little better.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:06:24): I guess so.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:06:37): All I know is that I don't plan on goin' anywhere, anytime soon!
ArthrKirkland (01:06:46): That's good to know.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:07:00): You better not, either. >: (
ArthrKirkland (01:07:16): I've stuck around for this long, I don't think you'll be seeing me gone any time soon.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:07:48): Exactly how old are you, anyway?
ArthrKirkland (01:08:04): Um.
ArthrKirkland (01:08:23): Well.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:08:23): Yeah?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:08:57): You don't have to be embarassed, Artie. XD I already know your hecka old, :P
AlfredFKINGjones (01:09:09): I love you anyway~
AlfredFKINGjones (01:09:10): <3
ArthrKirkland (01:09:17): It's not that I'm embarrassed.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:09:46): Then what is it? DX
ArthrKirkland (01:09:54): I'm trying to remember.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:10:24): Remember what? How old you are? Uh...isn't it like, a few thousands, or something?
ArthrKirkland (01:11:18): The first clear memory I have is the Romans...
ArthrKirkland (01:11:33): That would have been over two thousand years ago.
ArthrKirkland (01:11:47): There might have been something before then but it's all a little hazy.
ArthrKirkland (01:12:43): Stonehenge, that kind of thing... but I was only small then.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:13:50): Dood! You could solve the mystery about Stonehenge! You were there!
AlfredFKINGjones (01:13:54): It wasn't aliens, was it?
ArthrKirkland (01:14:01): No, it wasn't aliens.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:14:04): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (01:14:37): Well that sucks..
AlfredFKINGjones (01:15:20): Okay, so your at LEAST two thousand... Man, that's crazy, Iggy. I bet things were a lot different back then.
ArthrKirkland (01:15:50): Mm.. very different.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:17:18): What sorta' things did you do for fun? You didn't have Rebus back then, did you?
ArthrKirkland (01:19:35): For fun... we'd do a lot of things as social groups, you know?
ArthrKirkland (01:19:54): I used to like fishing.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:20:01): Fishing?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:20:26): Like, big, huge monster fish? Cause otherwise that sounds hecka booring.
ArthrKirkland (01:20:40): Haha.
ArthrKirkland (01:20:51): We used to fish with poles.
ArthrKirkland (01:21:14): It was a lot of fun, competing to see who would catch the largest one.
ArthrKirkland (01:22:35): It was hard work, you know. Today's life is so easy compared to how it was then.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:23:27): ...I can almost picture you stabbing fish with a pole...
AlfredFKINGjones (01:23:50): Almost, cuz I'm being interupted by other thoughts of you with a pole.. ;D
ArthrKirkland (01:23:54): Now try to imagine me at about the height of a six year old human child. Wearing fur.
ArthrKirkland (01:24:03): And you have the right image.
ArthrKirkland (01:24:19): ... God damnit Alfred, you can't do that, it isn't fair.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:24:41): All's fair in love and war~
AlfredFKINGjones (01:25:09): Aww, you must have looked so cute!
AlfredFKINGjones (01:25:15): Why fur? Was it cold? D:
ArthrKirkland (01:25:46): We didn't have man-made fabrics, Al.
ArthrKirkland (01:26:38): We'd wear fur in winter to keep warm : )
AlfredFKINGjones (01:27:28): Did you have fire back then?
ArthrKirkland (01:27:37): ... Yes, Alfred. We had fire.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:28:16): I was just asking!
AlfredFKINGjones (01:28:24): I dunno when it was invented.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:28:35): Sheesh. :p
AlfredFKINGjones (01:28:48): So what else did you do?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:29:00): Did you have marbles and stuff?
ArthrKirkland (01:29:57): In a way. We played a similar game with rounded stones. We'd make things too, usually to trade for things that we needed.
ArthrKirkland (01:30:50): Do you remember much from before I first saw you?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:31:10): Uh, a little bit.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:31:46): I usually just wandered around by myself, doing whatever I felt like.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:32:15): But there were these people around too, with feathers in their hair and all that.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:32:43): They were nice to me; the Native Americans, you know. I mean, that's what we call them now.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:33:57): But I just knew them as Gaho and Litonya..
ArthrKirkland (01:34:50): Gaho? Mother?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:35:11): Yeah. She was really nice.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:35:28): Whenever she saw me, she'd have something new.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:36:01): Like cloths or a basket she made..
AlfredFKINGjones (01:36:11): She'd give me veggies too. : )
ArthrKirkland (01:36:48): What did she call you? I mean... I know Alfred is just the name I gave you.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:38:14): Ciqala, I think..
ArthrKirkland (01:38:48): Fitting..
AlfredFKINGjones (01:39:17): I guess, though everyone else just knew me as Adahy. :P
ArthrKirkland (01:39:45): Hahaha.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:41:12): I liked the woods. A lot.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:41:24): Still do, though I don't get to go exploring as much as I'd like to..
AlfredFKINGjones (01:41:55): Ah, well. That's what happens when you have stupid paperwork to do~ DX
ArthrKirkland (01:42:02): Yeah..
AlfredFKINGjones (01:42:28): What're you thinkin' about, Artie?
ArthrKirkland (01:42:53): All the different names I've been called. Naturally 'Arthur Kirkland' isn't my first.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:43:26): Obvs. :P
AlfredFKINGjones (01:43:48): What were you called then? "one who dosn't smile"?
ArthrKirkland (01:43:59): ... I don't find that amusing.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:44:29): Sorry, that wasn't funny at all. Like, not one bit.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:45:51): I mean, you don't smile a whole heck of a lot, but that just makes it more special when you do, right? Because it's so special and stuff...
AlfredFKINGjones (01:46:05): ..I think your smile is beautiful, I mean..
AlfredFKINGjones (01:46:56): Artie?
ArthrKirkland (01:47:00): Mm?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:48:05): I didn't mean it that way. You know I'm always jokin' around, right? 8'D
ArthrKirkland (01:48:58): I know.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:49:53): Buuut, that dosn't make it okay, huh..
AlfredFKINGjones (01:50:44): I really do try to be serious, you know. Really!
AlfredFKINGjones (01:50:59): It just dosn't always.. Erm, yeah.
ArthrKirkland (01:52:20): Don't worry, Al.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:53:00): Ahaha, hard not to.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:53:03): :P
AlfredFKINGjones (01:54:35): But, uhh, so..getting off of this topic..
AlfredFKINGjones (01:54:57): What did they call you?
ArthrKirkland (01:55:59): Who? The Brits? Romans? Vikings? Anglo-Saxons?
AlfredFKINGjones (01:56:06): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (01:56:17): Uhh...all of them?
ArthrKirkland (01:56:34): Hm.
ArthrKirkland (01:57:00): The first name I had was Renfrew. I think that's what it was.
AlfredFKINGjones (01:58:32): Sounds cool. Who called you that?
ArthrKirkland (01:58:40): The natives did.
ArthrKirkland (01:59:42): The Romans... they didn't really take me seriously. 'Canis' was about the best name I got from them. I never took to it.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:01:29): That wasn't very nice.
ArthrKirkland (02:01:47): Mm.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:02:05): What did you do to get 'em mad?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:02:17): I mean, you were little, right>
ArthrKirkland (02:02:29): Nothing. They thought I was simple. Something less than what they were. Something to be treated as a pet.
ArthrKirkland (02:03:12): The Vikings would call me 'Tóki'. Following the trend, I suppose. It means 'simpleton'.
ArthrKirkland (02:03:45): Berwald, once he stopped trying to kill me, used to call me 'Litli'. That was the first time I grew fond of a name that hadn't been given to me by my own people.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:05:32): Huh, why? Google says that means "ugly duckling" or something...?
ArthrKirkland (02:05:38): Haha.
ArthrKirkland (02:05:42): It meant 'Little one'
ArthrKirkland (02:05:45): Roughly speaking.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:05:53): Oh. :P
ArthrKirkland (02:05:58): After that...
ArthrKirkland (02:05:59): Hm...
AlfredFKINGjones (02:06:00): Well, that's nicer.
ArthrKirkland (02:06:10): The Anglo-Saxons called me Artair.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:07:12): Geeze, you had a lot of names.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:07:21): I dunno, I like Arthur best.
ArthrKirkland (02:07:25): Haha.
ArthrKirkland (02:08:04): When the Normans came over, they started calling me Artus. Bloody French...
ArthrKirkland (02:08:28): I'm going to tell you something...
ArthrKirkland (02:08:33): And you must never breathe a word.
ArthrKirkland (02:08:36): To anyone.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:09:02): You've got my word! On my honor, cross my heart and hope to die...all that stuff. :-D
ArthrKirkland (02:09:24): Francis was the person who eventually started calling me Arthur Kirkland.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:09:44): What?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:09:48): No way.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:09:55): D:
ArthrKirkland (02:10:25): That's hard to believe..? He is my elder brother.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:12:28): Yeah, well...I thought if he had picked a name for someone it would be something like Ambroise..
AlfredFKINGjones (02:12:36): ...or something else hard to pronounce.
ArthrKirkland (02:12:42): I think he took 'Artair' and worked from that.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:13:21): Where'd you get my name from then?
ArthrKirkland (02:13:41): Oh God, you have no idea how long I sat around thinking of a name for you.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:13:55): Ahaha, really?
ArthrKirkland (02:14:02): Like a fretting parent.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:14:17): Aww. X)
AlfredFKINGjones (02:14:55): For what it's worth, I'm glad you chose it..
AlfredFKINGjones (02:15:17): It's a hecka awesome name. ;D
ArthrKirkland (02:15:26): Better 'Alfred' than 'Ambroise', right?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:15:34): Deffinately.
ArthrKirkland (02:17:22): Do you remember when I took you to meet your brother?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:19:44): Yeah! I remember thinking that he must be really uncomfortable in all that frilly crap, and then I thought that the suit you put me in wasn't so bad after all.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:19:46): XD
ArthrKirkland (02:20:05): I didn't force him to dress that way.
ArthrKirkland (02:20:17): He got his sense of style from Francis. Unfortunately, Francis has no sense of style.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:21:05): So glad I wasn't subjected to that. Dood, poor Mattie.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:21:29): Eh, but he got the good cook, so...
ArthrKirkland (02:21:34): Oi!
AlfredFKINGjones (02:21:38): I love you! <3
ArthrKirkland (02:21:44): Cheeky git.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:21:50): ;D
ArthrKirkland (02:21:58): Don't think you can insult my cooking and get around me just like that./
AlfredFKINGjones (02:22:43): Love makes everything better!
AlfredFKINGjones (02:22:53): <3<3<3<3
AlfredFKINGjones (02:23:01): :-D
ArthrKirkland (02:23:06): Sod.
ArthrKirkland (02:23:58): Hold on, I'm going up to bed. I'll take my laptop up with me. Back in a few.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:24:08): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (02:25:09): It takes you a hecka long time to go upstairs, Artie! DX
AlfredFKINGjones (02:26:16): : D
ArthrKirkland (02:26:25): You're so impatient.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:26:51): Your just too old for time to make much difference anymore..
ArthrKirkland (02:26:56): Oi.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:27:01): <3
ArthrKirkland (02:27:21): I'm not old, I'm experienced.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:28:18): Yup, and you've passed some of that experience onto me, yeah~
AlfredFKINGjones (02:28:26): Miss you, Iggy. <3
ArthrKirkland (02:28:45): I miss you too.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:29:44): Like the sun misses the flower! Without it's beauty to give it's light to...er, something...
ArthrKirkland (02:31:46): : )
AlfredFKINGjones (02:33:17): I know, I'm so awesome and romantic.
ArthrKirkland (02:34:11): You're very silly, Alfred.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:34:34): "Awesome", you mean.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:35:47): What'cha doin'?
ArthrKirkland (02:36:05): Looking at some old photos.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:36:39): Of what?
ArthrKirkland (02:37:57): Just a few photos from the war, that's all.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:39:09): ...which one? I hope your not making yourself all sad and stuff..
ArthrKirkland (02:39:49): I have a lot to be sad about, Al. But no, I'm not, don't worry.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:41:05): BS you have a lot to be sad about, don't you have so much more to be happy about?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:42:42): Take me, for instance. I practically cancle out all the sad stuff!
ArthrKirkland (02:43:22): Alfred..
AlfredFKINGjones (02:45:17): Yeah?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:45:19): What's wrong?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:45:20): D:
ArthrKirkland (02:45:43): Nevermind.
ArthrKirkland (02:47:38): You're right.
ArthrKirkland (02:47:44): I should be happy right now.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:48:12): I'm always right, Iggy. ;D
ArthrKirkland (02:48:41): Hm.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:49:46): : D ?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:50:39): Oh hey, I know you have some old pictures of the two of us, right?
ArthrKirkland (02:50:49): Yeah.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:51:14): You wanna' make some, uh, copies for me?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:51:34): I really don't...have any, you know...
ArthrKirkland (02:51:41): You don't?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:51:59): Well, not anymore.
ArthrKirkland (02:52:04): Why not?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:52:31): Uh, dunno. I guess I must've lost them...or something.
ArthrKirkland (02:52:45): ... You threw them out after the Civil War, huh.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:53:45): Course I didn't! Why would I do that?
ArthrKirkland (02:53:54): I wouldn't have blamed you.
ArthrKirkland (02:54:54): It was rather petty of me, selling ships to the Confederacy like that.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:56:16): Erm, a little. But I mean, I prolly would have done the same thing if I were you.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:56:56): I didn't really mean to burn 'em, though. I just was sort of..upset.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:57:01): I really regreted it.
ArthrKirkland (02:57:26): I'll see if I can get some copies made.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:57:44): : )
AlfredFKINGjones (02:57:54): I'll have to make a super awesome album or something.
ArthrKirkland (02:58:01): Hey, Al?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:58:03): All you have is that dusty old box.
AlfredFKINGjones (02:58:07): Yeah?
ArthrKirkland (02:58:25): When I was over there... when you went out, I had a wander through your house.
ArthrKirkland (02:58:50): Why do you still have that rifle?
AlfredFKINGjones (02:59:17): Uh, what rifle?
ArthrKirkland (02:59:22): You know what rifle.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:00:11): Dunno. I just couldn't throw it away.
ArthrKirkland (03:00:18): Ah..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:01:16): I tried to, once or twice, but I just couldn't do it.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:01:29): Too many memories attached to it..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:02:40): It's not all bad stuff, though!
AlfredFKINGjones (03:02:52): Er, I know that was a bad time and all, for both of us..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:03:26): But, you hadn't fired..and that meant something, right?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:04:11): Though I didn't really see you at all after that, so that kinda sucked..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:04:38): So I sorta put it away and forgot about it..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:04:42): Uh...
AlfredFKINGjones (03:05:01): Wanna' talk about something else?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:07:03): Arthur?
ArthrKirkland (03:07:03): I am away from my computer right now.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:07:35): Artie? You still there?
ArthrKirkland (03:07:58): Yeah, yeah. I just had something in my eye.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:08:09): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (03:08:25): Too much dust in that box, huh?
ArthrKirkland (03:08:35): Mm, something like that.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:09:06): I'll have to help you clean it out. Make that album, like I said, or something.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:09:12): That'd be cool, right?
ArthrKirkland (03:09:25): Yeah, it would.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:11:12): I could get some American flag stickers and stuff, to decorate it! And some ribons!
AlfredFKINGjones (03:11:18): I'll go to the craft store tomorow!
ArthrKirkland (03:12:45): It's funny, isn't it..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:13:00): Er, what is?
ArthrKirkland (03:14:54): I spent so long trying to convince myself that I did hate you. Then that I was better off hating you... then that I just didn't like you all that much, and I knew it was lies - all of it. I was so, so very good at avoiding you, and now I can't even go a day without you without feeling as if something very, very important is missing from my life.
ArthrKirkland (03:16:23): And it's like..
ArthrKirkland (03:16:25): I don't know.
ArthrKirkland (03:16:29): I feel so..
ArthrKirkland (03:16:38): Helpless.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:20:17): I sorta know how you feel, Artie, I get it, but I don't want you feeling that way.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:22:12): Helpless is something you've never been; you've always been this, to me anyway, strong guy who didn't let things keep him down. I used to think that's the sort of nation I wanted to be...
AlfredFKINGjones (03:23:10): The "go-to" guy, who you could count on. Even when we weren't on the best of terms, I knew you'd be there if I really needed it.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:23:33): ...Oh geeze, I've been babbling..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:23:54): none of that even made sense, huh? DX
ArthrKirkland (03:24:03): Sure it did.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:24:44): I mean that, uh... just don't want you to feel like that.
ArthrKirkland (03:24:58): I sort of don't mind it..
ArthrKirkland (03:25:57): I mean... I've never allowed myself any kind of helplessness before.
ArthrKirkland (03:26:20): And I think.. if I were to feel that with anyone, I'd want it to be with you.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:28:25): Why? Isn't feeling helpless a bad thing?
ArthrKirkland (03:28:41): I don't mind feeling it with you : )
AlfredFKINGjones (03:29:09): Your weird, Arthur. XD
AlfredFKINGjones (03:29:27): But that's why I love you so much, isn't it? They're ain't anyone like you~
ArthrKirkland (03:31:29): I don't find it weird. I know I can let my guard down when I'm with you.. and it's not such a bad thing.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:32:52): I guess if you put it that way, no, it dosn't. : )
AlfredFKINGjones (03:38:39): Not to be really sappy or anything, but you're the only person I'd ever...do romantic things for. Like...read Shakespear and stuff...and buy flowers..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:40:03): And your deffinately the only person that I'd feel comfortable crying around..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:40:10): Not that I do much of that, anyway.
ArthrKirkland (03:41:02): Of course.
ArthrKirkland (03:43:52): I suppose you've seen me cry enough for the both of us : )
AlfredFKINGjones (03:44:24): Naw, there was only that one time.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:45:14): Okay, well...and then there was the world war, and...alright, I suppose I have.
ArthrKirkland (03:45:34): Haha. Told you : P
AlfredFKINGjones (03:45:57): It's sort of nice though.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:46:03): Not the crying part, I mean!
AlfredFKINGjones (03:46:32): But that I got to be there, not that I was much help though.. :P
ArthrKirkland (03:46:55): No, completely useless : P
AlfredFKINGjones (03:47:37): Oh, okay. Wow. Sorry.
ArthrKirkland (03:47:47): I did enjoy the hug.
ArthrKirkland (03:47:54): Even though it was... somewhat awkward.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:48:34): Yeah well, what else was I supposed to do?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:50:19): I wasn't going to stand there like a doufus and let you cry like that..so I figured a hug was okay?
AlfredFKINGjones (03:50:26): A pat on the back would have been too much of a friend thing, right? And I couldn't just kiss you, though I would have really liked that..
ArthrKirkland (03:50:35): Yeah, so would I!
ArthrKirkland (03:50:37): Um.
ArthrKirkland (03:50:47): Wait, I don't need to deny that.
ArthrKirkland (03:50:50): I would have liked a kiss.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:51:17): Well, I know that now.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:51:25): <3
ArthrKirkland (03:51:35): It's very hard to kiss and cry at the same time.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:51:54): But back then I was a nervous wreck around you, thinking I was making things too obvious and crap..
ArthrKirkland (03:52:18): And here I was just thinking you were oblivious.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:55:32): Nope. I just tried acting like everything was nothing...
AlfredFKINGjones (03:55:40): Made it easier.
ArthrKirkland (03:56:01): Easier on whom..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:56:46): ..not on you, I'm guessing?
ArthrKirkland (03:57:12): You guessed right..
AlfredFKINGjones (03:59:04): Sorry about that.
AlfredFKINGjones (03:59:08): :-/
AlfredFKINGjones (04:00:07): I wouldn't have belived that it could effect you, what with the way I thought you couldn't stand me.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:00:29): Ah, but that's history now, yeah?
ArthrKirkland (04:00:33): Yeah.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:00:47): :-)
AlfredFKINGjones (04:00:49): <3<3
ArthrKirkland (04:00:52): <3
AlfredFKINGjones (04:02:11): Lookie what I took!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:02:14): nocturnical5.png
AlfredFKINGjones (04:02:19): X3
ArthrKirkland (04:02:19): Agh!
ArthrKirkland (04:02:39): Alfred, that's not fair!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:02:42): I love that picture. <3
AlfredFKINGjones (04:02:52): You look so sexy.
ArthrKirkland (04:03:05): I look hung over.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:03:26): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (04:03:35): No, you look totally hot!
ArthrKirkland (04:03:59): No way.
AlfredFKINGjones signed off at 04:06:29
AlfredFKINGjones (04:09:34): Aww, my computer must've crashed from all the hawtness!
ArthrKirkland (04:09:45): Damnit, Alfred.
AlfredFKINGjones signed on at 04:10:13
AlfredFKINGjones (04:10:30): What?
ArthrKirkland (04:11:06): Where'd you manage to sneak that photo anyway?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:11:23): With my cell phone~ :3
AlfredFKINGjones (04:11:36): I can be really sneaky if I need to be, you know.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:11:38): ;D
ArthrKirkland (04:12:42): ... I see...
AlfredFKINGjones (04:13:29): You see what?
ArthrKirkland (04:14:14): It's a figure of speech!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:14:31): I know that!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:14:41): I just didn't know what you "saw".
AlfredFKINGjones (04:15:14): Or were you saying it just because?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:15:23): I'm confused.
ArthrKirkland (04:16:10): Nevermind, Al.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:16:32): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (04:16:44): Nevermind what, though? That's what I want to know.
ArthrKirkland (04:17:38): Just nevermind. I'm thinking of what I'd like to do to you next time I see you : )
AlfredFKINGjones (04:18:28): Ooh~ dirty things? ;D
ArthrKirkland (04:18:37): Mhm~
AlfredFKINGjones (04:19:08): DX
AlfredFKINGjones (04:19:34): Artie~ when am I going to be able to see you again?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:21:10): I miss you!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:21:11): <3
ArthrKirkland (04:21:34): When are you free?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:24:36): I could get away next week, I think.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:24:42): : D
ArthrKirkland (04:24:47): Great!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:25:14): Which means I'll have to work my ass off this week. DX
AlfredFKINGjones (04:25:19): Oh, the things I do for you~
AlfredFKINGjones (04:25:24): <#<3\
AlfredFKINGjones (04:25:28): *<3<3
ArthrKirkland (04:25:31): Don't work your arse too hard, Al.
ArthrKirkland (04:25:38): I have plans that involve it.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:26:41): Damn it all, Artie.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:27:35): I want you! I want you so baaaad. I want youoouou~ I want you so baaaad, it's drivin' me madd~
AlfredFKINGjones (04:27:40): <3
ArthrKirkland (04:27:56): You're insatiable.
ArthrKirkland (04:27:58): I love it.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:29:16): That means I always need more of something...right? D:
ArthrKirkland (04:29:25): Right.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:30:26): :-)
ArthrKirkland (04:31:38): Though it's your fault I went from practically being a monk to feeling like a horny teenager within the space of a week.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:32:20): Hey! That's not such a bad thing right?
ArthrKirkland (04:32:45): I'm going to get a blister on my hand pretty soon..
AlfredFKINGjones (04:33:18): Artie! DX
ArthrKirkland (04:33:25): What?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:33:40): Dood, why'd you have to say that?
ArthrKirkland (04:33:53): Why not?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:34:28): Naw it just... damn, I miss you.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:36:21): So while I turned you from a monk to a horny teenager, you turned me from an innocent into an obsessed freak.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:36:42): I can't go more than, like...fifteen minuets without having a fantasy about you, you know.
ArthrKirkland (04:36:50): Welcome to my world.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:37:07): Good to be here. ;D
ArthrKirkland (04:37:32): Tell you what, next time I feel the need to give myself a hand I'll let you watch.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:38:04): Stars and stripes Artie.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:38:11): You know I'd love that.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:38:30): <3<#<3<3<3<3
AlfredFKINGjones (04:38:42): I'll need to return the favor one of these days~
ArthrKirkland (04:39:11): That can wait until after I've tied you down and done bad, bad things to you.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:39:46): eojpU{#PU!@
AlfredFKINGjones (04:39:48): DX
AlfredFKINGjones (04:40:00): BRB, fantasising.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:40:20): Fuck Arthur.
ArthrKirkland (04:40:25): God I wish you would.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:43:48): I wish I could too. DX Fucking ocean!'
AlfredFKINGjones (04:43:59): Why so far away? DX
ArthrKirkland (04:44:05): And I mean it when I say you're really good at it.
ArthrKirkland (04:44:21): I can't remember the last time I screamed that loudly.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:46:15): I love hearing you scream like that..never heard something so wonderful before.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:46:45): I didn't belive it at first. YOU making noises like THAT?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:46:55): Crazy!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:50:51): Wait.. you said "the last time" you "screamed that loudly", as if... I mean, I know you've done it before and all that.
ArthrKirkland (04:51:43): Al, you at your first time were as good if not better than the best I've ever had. Don't question it.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:53:40): Who was the best, though?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:53:49): Before me, I mean. ;D
ArthrKirkland (04:53:58): You really want to know that..?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:54:24): Eh, sort of?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:54:40): Actually, whatever, just..keep it to yourself.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:54:48): I don't even want to think about you with anyone else.
ArthrKirkland (04:54:54): : )
ArthrKirkland (04:55:58): I think I prefer it that way.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:57:33): Have I told you that I love you yet, today?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:57:37): : D
ArthrKirkland (04:57:48): I love you, Alfred.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:58:02): Hey! You beat me to it!
AlfredFKINGjones (04:58:05): ;___;
ArthrKirkland (04:58:19): You don't mind that much, do you?
AlfredFKINGjones (04:58:31): Course I don't.
AlfredFKINGjones (04:58:35): ;D
AlfredFKINGjones (04:58:43): Love you too, Artie. <3
ArthrKirkland (04:58:56): : )
ArthrKirkland (04:59:35): Alfred. I want you.
ArthrKirkland (04:59:40): So much.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:00:13): Arthur~ your doing it again! DX
AlfredFKINGjones (05:00:29): I won't be able to wait until next week if you keep saying stuff like that.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:00:34): <3
ArthrKirkland (05:00:47): Maybe I don't want to wait.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:00:58): Neither do I!
ArthrKirkland (05:01:03): Like when I snuck up on you doing the washing up.
ArthrKirkland (05:01:07): Remember?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:01:22): Yeah. X3
AlfredFKINGjones (05:01:43): I thought you were gonna freak out because I droped your mug..
AlfredFKINGjones (05:01:58): But dood...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:03:35): Do you even know how awesome it is to be pinned to a counter by you?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:03:42): Really fucking awesome
ArthrKirkland (05:06:24): That's good to know.
ArthrKirkland (05:06:29): I'll have to make sure I do it again.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:07:13): woew)(#Y3
AlfredFKINGjones (05:07:18): Yes please. ASAP.
ArthrKirkland (05:07:49): Maybe I'll pin you up against the counter, and see how long you can keep washing cups while my hands are down your trousers.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:09:54): D8
AlfredFKINGjones (05:10:04): You play dirty, Iggy~
ArthrKirkland (05:10:13): It's the best way to play..
AlfredFKINGjones (05:12:52): Stars and stripes Arthur! DX
AlfredFKINGjones (05:15:14): Why don't we just take off into the mountains or something? Where everything is pretty and work-free and we spend everyday like this: wake up, have sex, eat breakfast, have sex, relax and maybe go out to do something fun and find some really cool place to have sex. come back, eat dinner have sex, cuddle up and go to bed. Wake & repeat.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:15:19): Sound's like the life to me~
ArthrKirkland (05:15:35): Sure sounds great..
ArthrKirkland (05:15:57): I love the outdoors.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:17:00): That's it.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:17:17): I'm buying us a place in the rockies!
ArthrKirkland (05:17:24): Eeh?!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:17:36): Yeah! It'll be great!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:18:06): It'll be a cute little cabin or something, right on top of a ridge so we can see for miles and miles.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:18:36): We can watch the sunset from the porch and we can run through the woods completely naked if we want!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:18:50): Heck, we can do whatever the hell we want!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:19:06): No one'll be around to bother us!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:19:25): Jus you and me, and the out doors. : )
ArthrKirkland (05:19:47): I'd love that.
ArthrKirkland (05:21:42): And I could make as much noise as I liked without worrying about the neighbours...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:22:55): Aaaand, TA-DA!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:23:27): You and I are now the proud owners of a lovely Cedar home in the Rockies of Colorado!
ArthrKirkland (05:23:34): What? Already?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:23:38): We can move in whenever you want. ;D
AlfredFKINGjones (05:23:49): I don't like wasting time, Arthur.
ArthrKirkland (05:23:58): ...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:24:28): 'Sides, it's not so hard when your, ahem, AMERICA and the internet has a vast amount of resources...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:24:32): What?
ArthrKirkland (05:25:24): I was just trying to think about how I could co-ordinate my work from there...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:25:37): :-D
AlfredFKINGjones (05:25:44): Well, what would you need?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:25:51): Just a computer and stuff, right>
AlfredFKINGjones (05:25:54): Telephone?
ArthrKirkland (05:25:57): Nothing that I couldn't bring over.
ArthrKirkland (05:26:17): It's not like they really consult me on anything anymore anyway...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:27:51): Normally, I'd go on about how your their COUNTRY and should be treated like it, but right now it's okay with me.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:28:03): Means I get all the time I want with you~
AlfredFKINGjones (05:28:15): Well, a lot of time with you, anyway..
ArthrKirkland (05:30:45): I love you.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:31:18): Love you more! <3
ArthrKirkland (05:31:24): No way!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:31:29): Yes way!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:32:05): If you tried to fit all of my love into a bucket, it would have to be a bucket the size of...JUPITER
ArthrKirkland (05:32:09): I love you so much I've stayed up until half past five in the morning talking to you when I have a meeting at ten : D
AlfredFKINGjones (05:32:18): D:
AlfredFKINGjones (05:32:27): You should get some sleep, you know...
ArthrKirkland (05:32:31): Yeah, probably.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:33:42): ...It's not fair, 'cause it's not even late for me!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:34:00): Okay, it's like one, but that's hardly late...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:34:11): Geeze, your crazy. <3
AlfredFKINGjones (05:34:29): CRAZY IN LUV X3
ArthrKirkland (05:34:40): Completely : )
AlfredFKINGjones (05:35:58): Er, so I guess this means that your taking a flight over here next week. :P
AlfredFKINGjones (05:36:12): Sorry 'bout that.
ArthrKirkland (05:36:23): I don't mind at all.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:37:25): But you know, during that flight from D.C to Colorado we'll have to see if two people really can fit in that ity-bity aroplane bathroom..
AlfredFKINGjones (05:37:31): I think I saw it in a movie once...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:38:51): I dunno, I think we could manage it!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:39:07): Or maybe you'll just have to bring along that nice fancy plane of yours~
AlfredFKINGjones (05:39:09): ;D
ArthrKirkland (05:39:16): I could do that...
AlfredFKINGjones (05:41:06): Hey!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:41:12): You wanna build a tree-house!?
ArthrKirkland (05:41:22): ... A tree house?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:41:26): Yeah!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:41:43): We'll find some hecka tall tree and build something really cool!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:42:17): We can climb up there and stuff, chill with the birds, you know.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:42:27): I think It'd be awesome.
ArthrKirkland (05:44:11): I've never built a tree house.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:44:30): Never? D:
AlfredFKINGjones (05:45:20): There's a first time for everything then, right? 8D
ArthrKirkland (05:45:24): Right!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:47:26): Dood! We have a thirty foot ceiling in the living room! :O
AlfredFKINGjones (05:47:40): Do you know what that means for chirstmas?
AlfredFKINGjones (05:47:49): HECKA HUGE CHRISTMAS TREE!
ArthrKirkland (05:49:37): Ooh I love Christmas trees!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:49:49): X3
AlfredFKINGjones (05:50:01): We'll have tons of decorations, too!
AlfredFKINGjones (05:51:01): Hey, what do you want for Christmas, Athur?
ArthrKirkland (05:51:25): Uh.
ArthrKirkland (05:51:36): : )
ArthrKirkland (05:51:47): You, with a bow wrapped around you.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:52:12): that's easy enough. ;D
AlfredFKINGjones (05:52:51): There isn't anything else you'd want though? I'd like to buy you something, I dunno, something special.
ArthrKirkland (05:53:09): It wouldn't be special if I told you what I wanted.
AlfredFKINGjones (05:53:34): Aww, so now I have to sit and think, huh? DX
AlfredFKINGjones (05:53:38): My poor brain...
ArthrKirkland (05:57:52): I'm sure you'll think of something.
ArthrKirkland (05:59:52): Ah I should go to sleep..
AlfredFKINGjones (06:00:06): D:
ArthrKirkland (06:00:14): I really should.
AlfredFKINGjones (06:00:17): Aww~ Arthur!
AlfredFKINGjones (06:00:41): I know, it's crazy early for you..still gonna miss you though~
AlfredFKINGjones (06:00:44): : (
ArthrKirkland (06:00:57): I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
AlfredFKINGjones (06:01:07): I can't wait!
AlfredFKINGjones (06:01:11): : D
AlfredFKINGjones (06:01:33): I love you Arthur. Have fun at your, erm, meeting tomorow!
AlfredFKINGjones (06:01:36): *today?
ArthrKirkland (06:01:41): Haha. I'll try. I love you too.
AlfredFKINGjones (06:01:50): <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3


AlfredFKINGjones (22:26:55): ARTIE! <3
AlfredFKINGjones (22:26:58): Wazzup?
AlfredFKINGjones (22:27:00): ;D
ArthrKirkland (22:27:16): Ah! Just the man I wanted to see.
ArthrKirkland (22:27:27): You ah.. might be getting a call from your boss at some point soon.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:27:33): Really?
AlfredFKINGjones (22:27:35): Why?
ArthrKirkland (22:28:11): Because I may have had a small outburst in the middle of the House of Lords and told everyone that I'm in a relationship with you.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:29:17): Oh..
AlfredFKINGjones (22:29:20): Did you really?
ArthrKirkland (22:29:25): I really did.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:29:28): X3
Oh Iggy, I love you!
AlfredFKINGjones (22:29:30): <3<3
ArthrKirkland (22:29:43): When I say 'small', I of course mean 'volcanic'..
ArthrKirkland (22:30:04): And when I say 'outburst' I mean 'hot-blooded rant'.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:31:19): XD Ahaha~
ArthrKirkland (22:31:41): Ugh.. I don't know what made me do it.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:31:47): Aww, now I feel bad! I didn't proclaim my love for you publicly yet! : (
ArthrKirkland (22:31:53): They sent me home and told me to get some rest.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:32:15): You are feeling okay, aren't you?
ArthrKirkland (22:32:29): I think so... I have a bit of a cough.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:33:03): You should go see your doctor! It could be swine! D:
AlfredFKINGjones (22:33:18): It's a real problem you know!
ArthrKirkland (22:33:36): It's not as dangerous as regular flu, Al, it's just been over-hyped.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:33:38): Did you hear about that girl in California who can only walk backwards because of it?
AlfredFKINGjones (22:33:45): That's dangerous!
AlfredFKINGjones (22:34:19): Yeah, okay, over-hyped... -___- That's why that girl can't walk straight anymore..
ArthrKirkland (22:34:48): It is over-hyped. I don't suppose you know that more people have died of regular flu this year than H1N1.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:35:17): What does that have to do with anything? I was talking about swine.
ArthrKirkland (22:35:22): I'll be fine Al, it's just a cough. I'm surprised I've held up as well as I have with this economy.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:35:44): You're tough, Artie, that's why!
ArthrKirkland (22:35:51): Alfred, H1N1 IS swine flu.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:36:33): That's a werid name for it.
ArthrKirkland (22:36:57): It's the medical name.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:37:19): Right.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:37:30): Wait, so, why am I getting a call again?
AlfredFKINGjones (22:37:35): It's not an issue, is it>
ArthrKirkland (22:37:43): Apparently, it is.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:37:54): That's dumb. -____-
ArthrKirkland (22:38:05): Something about personal safety.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:38:19): Personal what?
AlfredFKINGjones (22:38:35): Safety?
ArthrKirkland (22:38:46): They're worried I might compromise myself by being with you.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:39:58): Riiiight.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:40:07): If anything I make you saner! : D
AlfredFKINGjones (22:40:11): *more sane...?
ArthrKirkland (22:40:13): Alfred, be serious!
AlfredFKINGjones (22:40:17): I am! D:
ArthrKirkland (22:40:26): It isn't about my sanity.
ArthrKirkland (22:40:39): It's about my involvement in the politics of my own country!
AlfredFKINGjones (22:41:35): But you and I both know, and so should every body else, that you wouldn't do anything to jepordize, well, anything to do with your own country!
AlfredFKINGjones (22:41:48): Ever.
ArthrKirkland (22:42:01): They're just human, Al.
ArthrKirkland (22:42:38): And if anything should ever come up concerning you.. they can't trust me to be objective.
ArthrKirkland (22:42:42): And they're right.
ArthrKirkland (22:42:46): I don't think I could be.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:43:37): Hold on a minuet.
ArthrKirkland (22:45:18): What?
ArthrKirkland (22:48:09): Alfred?
AlfredFKINGjones (22:48:57): Back
ArthrKirkland (22:49:12): Ah
AlfredFKINGjones (22:49:30): Er, that was Joe.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:49:40): On the phone, I mean.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:49:51): Sorry about the wait.
ArthrKirkland (22:49:56): That's alright
ArthrKirkland (22:51:17): What did he want?
AlfredFKINGjones (22:51:35): Oh, eh, nothing much.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:51:40): Saying hello...
ArthrKirkland (22:51:50): ... And..?
AlfredFKINGjones (22:52:57): He was talking about your "volcanic explosion". Did you really tear up the paper you were holding...?
ArthrKirkland (22:53:06): Ah, yes, that..
AlfredFKINGjones (22:54:35): He wanted to know if it was true, about you an me. Well, DHUR.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:54:53): ..well, I didn't say it like that. I was much more diplomatic about it, you know..
ArthrKirkland (22:54:58): Yeah...
AlfredFKINGjones (22:55:03): But that's basically what I said.
ArthrKirkland (22:55:22): I may or may not have ripped up the paper I was holding... which may or may not have been an outline of suggestions for tax reform...
ArthrKirkland (22:55:44): And I may or may not have then thrown the paper at the Lord Speaker and walked out.
AlfredFKINGjones (22:56:19): Aaand, that may or may not have made a bad impression...
AlfredFKINGjones (22:56:22): D:
ArthrKirkland (22:56:30): They were insulting you!
AlfredFKINGjones (22:56:41): What?
ArthrKirkland (22:57:23): We hadn't even started and they were sat there making jokes about how if we'd tried harder with the Confederacy, America might not be such a drain on our resources right now.
ArthrKirkland (22:58:04): I tried to make them stop by pointing out that it wasn't really the kind of talk we ought to be having there.
ArthrKirkland (22:58:12): And they took no notice of me whatsoever.
ArthrKirkland (22:58:22): Half of them think they're twice my age anyway.
ArthrKirkland (22:58:27): Idiots!
ArthrKirkland (22:58:34): My entire damned country is being run by morons!
AlfredFKINGjones (22:59:54): Aw, Arthur. It's nice that you stuck up for me, really, but..
ArthrKirkland (23:00:02): I know, I know.
ArthrKirkland (23:00:09): Like I said, I don't know what made me do it.
ArthrKirkland (23:00:28): I just... snapped.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:01:20): Don't worry about it, Artie.
ArthrKirkland (23:02:13): Yeah..
AlfredFKINGjones (23:03:15): I mean, yeah, I'm on the bad end jokes a lot, but it's not something to freak out over, right? Especially not when it gets my vice prez asking about, er..
ArthrKirkland (23:03:20): I'm going to have to apologise to Helene.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:03:24): Well, stuff.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:03:29): Who's that?
ArthrKirkland (23:03:33): And I'm going to have to talk to Elizabeth.
ArthrKirkland (23:03:39): Um, Helene is the Lord Speaker.
ArthrKirkland (23:03:48): Baroness Helene Hayman.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:04:29): Oh, right.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:04:47): I didn't met her, did I...?
ArthrKirkland (23:04:54): I don't think so
ArthrKirkland (23:05:35): I didn't want to have to deal with this yet.
ArthrKirkland (23:06:26): Hey, Al?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:08:00): Yeah?
ArthrKirkland (23:08:12): I could really use a hug right now.
ArthrKirkland (23:10:33): Just.. a hug, you know? I'd like someone to smile at me and tell me it's alright to be in love with you.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:11:18): Your really upset, arent you..? Oh, Arthur...I wish I were there with you, so much.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:11:38): I love you, more than anything.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:12:10): If that isn't enough to make everything alright, then nothing will.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:12:26): Love you~ <3
ArthrKirkland (23:13:17): I didn't think that loving you would hurt this much.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:13:36): ...but, that dosn't mean it's wrong, right..?
ArthrKirkland (23:13:55): Of course not!
AlfredFKINGjones (23:14:47): Well, it shouldn't be hurting you! Love is supposed to feel great and..not painful!
AlfredFKINGjones (23:15:11): You shouldn't be all upset because of it!
ArthrKirkland (23:15:14): It does feel great, Al. It does.. when I'm with you.
ArthrKirkland (23:15:22): But God, Al, when I'm not I just miss you so much..
AlfredFKINGjones (23:16:58): Miss you too.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:17:06): I'm sorry, Artie
ArthrKirkland (23:17:15): What for?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:19:19): Dosn't matter..
ArthrKirkland (23:19:23): Tell me.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:19:23): Just needed to say it.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:19:37): Naw, I'm good.
ArthrKirkland (23:19:43): Please.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:20:32): Er..
AlfredFKINGjones (23:22:06): Dunno, because of the way things turned out, I guess? And because I can't do anything without making a mess, and now you're getting heat for something that was totally because of me.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:22:14): And for Joe, because he was being a jerk.
ArthrKirkland (23:22:25): What? Why, what did he do?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:23:24): He didn't do anything. It was just what he, er, said.
ArthrKirkland (23:23:33): Go on..
AlfredFKINGjones (23:25:13): Nah, it's okay..I mean, you wanted to know why I apolojized, right?
AlfredFKINGjones (23:25:17): Well, I told you. :P
ArthrKirkland (23:25:26): Alfred.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:26:17): Ooh, sorry, Artie! I have an errand to run! I'll have to catch you later, kay? ;D
ArthrKirkland (23:27:02): Fine.
AlfredFKINGjones (23:27:14): I love you!
AlfredFKINGjones (23:27:16): <3<#
AlfredFKINGjones (23:27:18): *<3



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