May. 9th, 2010

-_-

May. 9th, 2010 05:41 pm
blood_winged: (S.Italy x Spain)
Dear mother,

When I say 'I have a stomach ache', I mean 'I'm not hungry, I'll eat when I am hungry, but I'm not hungry right now, because my stomach hurts.'

I am not;
  1. Rejecting/spurning your concern.
  2. Saying that I don't like your cooking.
  3. Treating this house like a hotel.
  4. Trying to tell you that I'm anorexic/bulemic/suffering some other kind of eating disorder.

I am;
  1. Plagued with a delicate digestion and sometimes just can't stand to look at food.
  2. Getting more and more irritated with you every time we have this same stupid argument.
  3. Going to throw perfectly good food away if you try and make me eat something.

Perhaps most importantly, I'm twenty-one years old. I am still your daughter but I am not your baby. You don't need to and in fact have no right to tell me when and what to eat, so leave me alone.
blood_winged: (Russia)
+20° - Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).
+15° - Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).
+10° - Americans shake. Russians are planting cucumbers.
+5° - You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don't start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.

0° - Water freezes in America. In Russia it thickens.
-5° - French cars don't start.
-10° - You're planning a vacation to Australia.
-15° - Your cat insists on sleeping in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.
-18° - New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians take their last seasonal picnic.
-20° - American cars don't start. People in Alaska start wearing long sleeves.
-25° - German cars don't start. Hawaiians are dead.
-30° - Politics start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
-35° - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start.
-40° - You're planning a two-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don't start.
-42° - Transportation stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the street.
-45° - All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.
-50° - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people close the window in the bathroom.
-60° - Polar bears start moving south.
-70° - Hell freezes.
-73° - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians wear earmuff hats.
-80° - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-114° - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
-273° - Absolute zero. Atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
-295° - 90% of the planet is dead. The Russian soccer team becomes the world champions.



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From here, with errors corrected. I lol'd.

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