Fish Finger Sandwiches!

[blood_winged]

I've rediscovered my love for fish finger sandwiches recently, only to be greeted with a chorus of 'fish finger.. sandwiches?' from Americans and Europeans alike. So, because I'm terribly bored and get weird ideas when I haven't slept, I feel the need to educate.

First of all, you have your fish fingers (also known as fish sticks):



Om nom nom. Now, we grill them. Five should be enough for one sandwich.



They take about ten minutes to grill so you can do other things while that's going on, like buttering the bread, or making a brew...



(I freakin' love that cup.)

When the fish fingers are done, it's time to put them on the bread~



You can add sauce if you like, at this point. Personally, I don't, but whatever floats your boat. I would also recommend you cut it in half, if only because the heat will soak through the bread and it might be awkward to hold it if you don't.



Then, enjoy~! I know I did! =D



(Benny likes fish finger sandwiches, too.)

Comments

[blood-winged.livejournal.com]

Well, margarine, actually...

You don't have to have it... it's just personal preference...

D=

[lemiru.livejournal.com]

But... Butter!!! It's like having buttered eggs, it does not compute!


Though I WILL try this out eventually. I have a few fishfingers left over. I'll just use... tartare sauce or something equally unhealthy.


I still love you though. Butter and all. <3

[blood-winged.livejournal.com]

Buttered eggs? That's just weird...

Do you not normally put butter on your sandwiches? o.o

[phoenixdown7.livejournal.com]

It's usually mayo or ketchup...or mustard. Butter is strange to put on meat I think. It's like...not tasty enough or something. It goes well on toast and between toast and jam...even on pancakes...but in a sandwich? That's weird.

haha

[blood-winged.livejournal.com]

Huh. It's pretty much a given over here.

I put it to you that YOU are the weird ones.

Since, y'know, we kind of invented them in their modern form :3

[phoenixdown7.livejournal.com]

Hahaha..yeah, probably. Butter just seems too bland though. You guys gotta spice things up!!! ^___^

[blood-winged.livejournal.com]

We are British. We like our spice in our foreign, funny sounding food, not our sandwiches ;D

[phoenixdown7.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAAH...touche. How could I forget this crucial fact? XD

[lemiru.livejournal.com]

omg thank you! I was beginning to wonder if i was doing it all wrong xD

[phoenixdown7.livejournal.com]

I don't really think there's a wrong or a right way to make a sandwich...other than not putting something between two pieces of bread. XD

[lemiru.livejournal.com]

H-How dare you discriminate against the all-bread-sandwichers! how dare you.

Man, now I'm hungry.

[phoenixdown7.livejournal.com]

Hahaha....dude...that's not a sandwich that's just a stack of bread. But if there was some butter in there... XDDDD

[lemiru.livejournal.com]

And so, the circle closes again! Philosophy of the sandwich~

[lemiru.livejournal.com]

I do use butter for my sandwiches, there's just some things that i would NEVER eat with butter. Like eggs. Or fryed stuff like fishfingers. MAYBE IT'S JUST ME THAT IS WEIRD???
/brb existential crisis

I-I didn't mean to sound mean, btw? It was just a joke. I-I just never sound joking over the internets. Please don't be upset ;_;

[blood-winged.livejournal.com]

B-but, they're not fried..

-lipwobble-

[lemiru.livejournal.com]

Bu-but they are? I mean, ok, they're out from the oven, but there's still that batter stuff around the fish, and that's fried. I think? I-I-I dunno...


DON'T LIPWOBBLE IT'S OK HERE YOU CAN HAVE MY BUTTER TOO IF YOU WANT *lipwobble too*

[blood-winged.livejournal.com]

They're grilled.. a-and it's breadcrumbs... which is also not fried..


-wibbles-

[lemiru.livejournal.com]

but but but how do the breadcrumbs stay on, then? (insert absolute no knowledge about fishfingers here, please).

Anyway, fishfingers is just in the miru-category of 'do not eat with butter', just like I wouldn't put butter into a hamburger or anything. um.

*slinks awaaaaaay looking guilty*

[blood-winged.livejournal.com]

-slinks awaaaaaay in the opposite direction-


T~T

[lemiru.livejournal.com]

*writes emo poetry about fishfingers tearing us apart*


*stores it with the emo poetry about being torn apart with another friend by nutella*


*swears off food forever*

[blood-winged.livejournal.com]

-SOBS FOREVER FOR THE LOSS OF HER WIFEY-

[lemiru.livejournal.com]

*DECLARES WAR TO FISHFINGERS HOW DARE THEY COME BETWEEN US*

[blood-winged.livejournal.com]

-emos-

[lemiru.livejournal.com]

*GOES TO WAR. THE FISHFINGERS WIN. THE END.*

[blood-winged.livejournal.com]

-CRAWLS BACK TO YOU-

[lemiru.livejournal.com]

*IS DED. HAS WRITTEN "I LOVES YOU FEE" WITH HER OWN BLOOD BEFORE DYING, THOUGH.

CUE CREDITS*

[blood-winged.livejournal.com]

-APPLAUSE-

[lemiru.livejournal.com]

OSCARS Y/N?

[blood-winged.livejournal.com]

Y!

[lemiru.livejournal.com]

OMG YAY!!!


I'd like to thank the fishfinger sandwich without which this whole thing would never have been possible. And my lovely wife fee, for she did an amazing job. Thank you, thank you, I'm so touched.

*little corner tear*

[blood-winged.livejournal.com]

A star is born~~

[lemiru.livejournal.com]

Best day of our liiiives~



Also, I'm totally going to go get food now. Looking at your sandwich-pictures has made me incredibly hungry.

see ya arouuuund, wifey~

[blood-winged.livejournal.com]

-blows kisses-